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Sarcastic bartender. Green and sober. Ballpark-traveller, concert-lover, tattoo-haver. Proud owner of a fivehead. Texan.

Houston, TX
Joined September 2010
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1/20/21
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TIME’s Person of the Year should be the soldier who yelled at Pete Hegseth today.
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Democrat Scott Colom won election to the U.S. Senate in Mississippi, defeating incumbent Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith (R-MS), according to the Associated Press. He will become the first Black senator to represent Mississippi since 1881. See more results at c-span.org/election2026
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“SILENCE AND RESPECT AT ALL TIMES!” A tomb guard in the U.S. Army screams at Pete Hegseth and his group for laughing after a Veterans Day ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery.
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Hey why was it a big deal can you remind us again
Deshaun Watson on facing his former team, the Houston Texans: “All the outside things, going against my former team, that stuff was in the past, four or five years ago. Yeah, it was a big deal, but now I think both sides have moved on.”
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Hiring Brad Ausmus to manage in 2026 is a bit like having your wedding ceremony at Olive Garden, but you find out that Olive Garden closed down, so you go to the 7-Eleven in the sketchy part of town and divvy up taquitos that have been in that roller machine for three months.
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TOUGHEST TEAM WON. #TTW | @7BCommercial
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I’d open a dispensary in The Woodlands and call it Bluntgomery County.
if texas legalizes weed, i want a strain named dank patrick
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Thank you @wesvirdelltx. We hope to see more bipartisan efforts in Texas and at the federal level 💪
For the THC enjoyers: State Rep. @wesvirdelltx, R-Kerrville, believes there is room for compromise on THC in the Texas Legislature. "I think we're giving out felonies for things that don't deserve felony classification"
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The ousted lieutenant governor of Texas, who ruled the Texas Senate with iron fist, issues statement ceding to Democrat Vikki Goodwin. The man who clung to book banning and thc bans blames headwinds of gas prices, data centers, power lines, etc.
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Goodbye @DanPatrick 👋💚
Vikki Goodwin declared victory over Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick on Tuesday to become the first Democratic lieutenant governor of Texas in 27 years, handedly dismissing an architect of the modern Texas Republican Party who pushed the state further right in his nearly two decades in public office. bit.ly/4Af2TSg
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Get fuuuuuuuuuucked, Dan!!!
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Random fallout from tonight: Leadership at Texas, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, et al, will have totally different bosses in Austin. That will rock the Tower.
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And just like that, I live in a blue state. Oh my god.
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BETO DIED FOR THIS SHIT
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Greg Abbott concedes and says he called Gina to congratulate her!
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BREAKING: Incumbent Republican Gov. Greg Abbott confirms that he called Democrat Gina Hinojosa to concede in the Texas governor's race, @TexasTribune reports. texastribune.org/2026/11/03/…
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EAT SHIT, ABBOTT!!!!
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SENATOR JAMES TALARICO!!!
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Eat ssssshhhhhhhhhiiiiitttt, Paxton.
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