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Angry Mariners Fan retweeted
John Stanton and Jerry Dipoto would prefer board room back slaps from their cronies for a 2.7% increase in profit margins than giving millions of Lifelong M's fans this moment.....Fuck you very much you soulless ghouls...
He's waited decades for this. He's never stopped believing. This is a dream come true.
Enjoy this clip. He's everybody's dad tonight.
#brewcrew #mlb #milwaukeebrewers
Angry Mariners Fan retweeted
Feels like the Rays are in “must win” territory tonight or am I being a bit extreme?
Angry Mariners Fan retweeted
It terrifies me that 90% of these replies sound like they were written about Dan Wilson 😬
Angry Mariners Fan retweeted
I love the enthusiasm but we have seen this movie before, they will be “involved” then miss and pivot to an aging replacement 🤦♂️
Randal Grichuk, Jorge Soler & Starling Marte will be our offseason additions and the @Mariners will hype them up like crazy
But the giveaways…🙄
Angry Mariners Fan retweeted
I want a player like Chandler Simpson on my team bro I can’t stand this constant swing and miss approach. I’m done with analytics
Angry Mariners Fan retweeted
The playoffs should only be the top four teams in each league. It should be very exclusive and difficult to get into.
Angry Mariners Fan retweeted
Wish I could find it in me to watch the game today. I dunno man. They sucked all the joy out. Go Mariners goodbye Rick goodbye JP goodbye Randy goodbye Dan
Angry Mariners Fan retweeted
You can make the argument that the division came down to the Mariners giving 715 PAs to Refsnyder, Ward, Rodden, Wilson, Rivas and Robles.
Angry Mariners Fan retweeted
80 wins is going to win the West. 80. Jerry Dipoto should be sent to prison.
Angry Mariners Fan retweeted
Why do we have to keep watching Dan botch every damn bullpen decision? Just fire him now and start the search for a new manager for the Mariners. Jesus. And just release Weston Wilson. Jerry and Justin should be fired just for keeping this guy on the roster
Angry Mariners Fan retweeted
I understand given the state of things we’re just used to being treated like garbage by people above us but this is a man who stared dead face in a camera, said he was doing you a favor by not trying to win a World Series, and then laughed. Have some self-respect good lord.
Angry Mariners Fan retweeted
Taylor Ward has struck out 130 times this season. 59 have come via “strike three called”. 45% of his strikeouts are looking—with BAL and SEA.
Since joining the luckiest team on earth, my favorite baseball team of course…his ꓘ% is an astonishing 56%.
9-for-85 (.106)
0 HR, 0 2B
5 RBI
27 K in 98 PA, 15 via ꓘ
Acquired to “get on base”. Was the AL walks leader with BAL. Now a .106 hitter who takes strike three for a living. They traded for a professional bat and got a dude who has yet to get 10 hits.
Laz Montes has 7 hits with 9 RBI since 9/1.
The Mariners try to get nuclear with their data analytics and end up with nuke waste.