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Anonymous Tech

@AnonYVRTech

Just a stagehand in Vancouver, tweeting about the stuff that happens in town. Stuff that would probably get me fired.

 Vancouver, BC
Joined January 2012
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Volpin Props@volpinprops18 Jan 2015
A project comprised of "good enough" parts will never be good enough.
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I don't know who had the bright idea to gaff tape all the cables into this rack, but I'm going to fire you when I figure it out.
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Culture Days@CultureDays10 Feb 2014
"Arts organisations will benefit if they become less dependent on government subsidy and more reliant on people..." ow.ly/ttXMM
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No TD, PM, SM, or Producer has authority 2 override fire codes/laws. It is NEVER ok to block exits or fire safety devices.#theatrefiresafety
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What happens when theres no costume shop head @OffStageJobs #disasterzone – at Greater Vancouver, British Columbia
Image from Lighting Nerd (@LightUpTheStage)
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You aren't your area's "premiere theatre company" if you pay the person in charge of your show less than a new-hire part-timer at McDonalds.
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Shop Crew@JustTheCrew25 May 2013
If you're going to ask me to stay late, don't do it in the last five minutes of my call. The answer is almost invariably no. #techlife
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Asking me to come help 1 hour before a show? Either everyone cancelled on you or you just don't know how to schedule people. #TechieProblems
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Graham Stark@Graham_LRR7 Nov 2012
Most depressing job: Dismantling the confetti canons that didn't get used at Romney headquarters.
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Failbot@Theaterfail24 Sep 2012
So this job is horribly under funded, understaffed with 80 hour work weeks and I get to work here for $22,000? Where do I sign up? #WTF
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Marc Smith@TheMarcSmith26 Jun 2012
Seriously you'd think a room full of theatre ppl would ve quiet during the stage presentation #jessies12 #rude
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Because they are lazy, and no. RT @AnonymousLX: Why can't people just attach a safety bond. Is it really so difficult.
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Katie@katiedidwhat2 Jun 2012
Replying to @AnonYVRTech
@AnonYVRTech Once had a supervisor who was a smoker, every time he went to smoke, we just stopped working. Problem solved.
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I spend all day dressing/undressing actors, there comes a point when you need to stop being modest. #TechieProblems
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Rob Sayer@OnStageLighting28 May 2012
Gloves?? If it's too hot to touch, someone here isn't focussing fast enough!
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Stratford Festival in strike/lockout uncertainty after latest proposal overwhelmingly turned down by IATSE staff: tinyurl.com/bs9wqft
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Stagehand DVP@Frontlight228 May 2012
"The show must go on" is how you end up in the hospital. #KnowYourLimits
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Do lighting designers live in some alternate reality in which there's a night sun that emits bright, deep blue light?
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Ever put a ladder on a skateboard? You know, to help move it around quicker? Yeah. BAD IDEA. Erich on ladder safety: ow.ly/ayXce
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Employers: read. tinyurl.com/6oqn8p2 Stop claiming employees as independent contractors if you set rate, hours, schedule, & methods.
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