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AUSTIN

@AustinBlaylock

I do standup comedy and play VGC

 Bay Area
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Joined October 2009
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Some people call themselves “chaotic” but really just mean they drink coffee in the afternoon
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Blue Texas
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You forget what it’s like to have fun on Twitter and then a night like this happens
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Watching the entire election map start turning blue county by county
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How it feels to get to lib out for once
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they bout to put elon’s soul in a waymo like he’s an evangelion
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JP@jpbrammerNov 4
what about libbing out side by side with a friend?
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me and the boys monitoring MSNBC
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Cracker Barrel has to change their logo to two guys fucking
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I FEEL NONBINARY GOD IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT
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tippity
@tippityNov 4
its called Gulf of Latinx.
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Max Read@readmaxreadNov 4
beginning to seem like voters didn't see the anakin memes in time
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Never leaving
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My cat:
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Nobody talks about the subtly addictive nature of falling asleep on the couch
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brianna@bunnyon1ineOct 13
me and spongebob would laugh so much together
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One day I will own a Stone Island jacket
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Primetime is one of my favorite movies of the year
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I love sandwiches, that's my fucking problem.
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my favorite one that i saw on here was “if this guy was a waiter for a family he’d leave the check in front of the baby.”
goob (@emyboxd) profile picturegoob@emyboxdOct 4
does skyler gisondo know he’s having a moment on twitter right now
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Andrew Ho
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Tenderloin (Japan)
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@redactionOct 3
Japan has this problem called "Toyoko kids". They're basically permanent runaways that become homeless, and they all gather to live outside of this one specific building in Shinjuku to do drugs and prostitute themselves. It's like the Japanese version of Sigil Kult
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(first day teaching at woke university) it's not my job to educate you
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