I follow bears. Then I seduce them and make sweet love to them.
the woods
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ACTOR: How many donkeys do I have to fuck to get an audition for this show???
DIRECTOR: Umm, just that one you are currently fucking. You got the job. You’re in the show!!!
ACTOR: I’m gonna call my mo-
DONKEY SHOW DIRECTOR: No don’t do that. Wait until after the show. Thanks.
B.I.L.F. Hunter retweeted
If Michael Vick were right-handed, he could’ve fucked and personally beat a baby seal and still could’ve been considered for the NFL Hall of Fame. Discuss.
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“... well, it takes a village.”
“Indeed. It takes a village to fuck a mule-“
“WHAT? It takes a village...to raise... a child.”
“Adults. Children. Everybody. That mule is getting fucked and getting the rest of the week off his mule duties it’s the holidays.”
“WH’AAT HOLIDAYS?”
B.I.L.F. Hunter retweeted
In my experience, a guy who would refer to an attractive woman as a "fox" becomes surprisingly reticent once an actual fox starts trying to have sex with him.
B.I.L.F. Hunter retweeted
What do you call a hamster covered in cum?
I'll let the kids choose on the way back from this dodgy pet store.
#NationalPetDay
B.I.L.F. Hunter retweeted
Do you think some people get in to veterinary medicine just so they can legally fist large quadrapeds?
Speak for yourself nitter.gq/wheeltod/status/927503…
