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Enoch Lovestarling

@ManVsPuppet

Feel my breath on your face.

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Joined November 2011
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Bruce springs teen from jail who happens to be Woody Harrel son. They both escape together and catch a greyhound bus to Keifer Suther Land.
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*clings to pizza like it's a lifeboat
Ever notice how your frying pan is always there for you and Janet isn't....FUCK YOU JANET!!!
How can you say you caught a sasquatch masturbating to Mongolian throat music...You just can't and that should be enough Toby... This is an intervention!
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Ever notice how past life regresionists never tell you you're ancestors were village idiots and such. We can't all have royal lineage Darlene!
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My entire existence is an internet life hoax.
The hardest thing about having sex with a conspiracy theory enthusiast is the tin foil condoms.
Favstar = illuminati
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Bat shit is quite sane and I'm actually offended you keep using the reference.
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Face on your Egg! 🥚 (@goontit) profile picture
Face on your Egg! 🥚@goontit4 Apr 2018
There used to be a hidden agenda, now its just a very obvious agenda.
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The fashion for shortening names of dishes like Spag Bol is probably why my Catalan Shitake Paella never took off
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The Dad
@thedad1 Apr 2018
Son: why do we have eggs at Easter? Me: the egg symbolizes the rock that trapped Jesus in the tomb Son: so why do we have an easter bunny? Me: because bunnies lay eggs Son: no they fucken don’t you idiot
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Enoch Lovestarling retweeted
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B.I.L.F. Hunter@BILF_Hunter10 Apr 2017
Look both ways before you fuck a sheep.
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Enoch Lovestarling retweeted
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B.I.L.F. Hunter@BILF_Hunter14 Jun 2017
All these Snapchat filters that make sexy ladies look like sexy cats and sexy puppies make me want to fuck cats and puppies.
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Do you think some people get in to veterinary medicine just so they can legally fist large quadrapeds?
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I made a duck in Photoshop and now I'm a graphic designer
I did the ancestry.com DNA test and I'm 30 percent Romanian wank sock
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Enoch Lovestarling retweeted
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ (@Bob_Janke) profile picture
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_Janke2 Mar 2018
If you ever use the phrase "throw shade" I hope you get electrocuted
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That should stop her scratching
Image from Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 (@craiguito)
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