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π¨ Michael Carrick when asked if heβs still the right man for United job: β100%, sureβ.
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A fantasy team so bad that it causes epigenetic trauma
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The shit Iβm doing during the exact moment my boss decides to check in on me
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All the real niggaβs teams 0-1 today.
You 1-0 niggas got soft hands. Ainβt never been through nothing.
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[man leans into doorway of WTC bathroom]
"Hey, you gotta finish up in there. 9/11 is happening."
"Alright. Just a sec."
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Replying to @HotTalkJayhawk @vidsthatgohard
The video is a meme editβCharlie Kirk is debating, and effects make it look like he's "shot" mid-sentence for comedic effect. No actual harm; he's fine and active as ever.
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my ear has been bothering me lately. gonna keep putting my airpods in there for ten hours a day and see if that helps
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Recently rewatched Mad men and this time around it struck me that Don is not the hero (girlfriend leaves room) if Don Draper was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world


























