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Rotterdam, The Netherlands
Joined February 2010
Bas Kousemaker (he/him) retweeted
I don’t use Figma anymore. For the past six months I’ve been uploading my consciousness directly into the ether and allowing the work to manifest through minor disturbances in the electromagnetic field. You think you are seeing the aurora borealis that's actually my brain waves. It’s a much more intuitive process. I sit completely still in my office until a founder somewhere develops a sudden inspiration for their brand positioning but in reality it was me clipping them in their brain stem, smiling down on them like one of God's children. People keep asking what tools I’m using. I understand the question. I used to think that way too. But asking me what tools I use is like asking a glass of water what software is wetness. Its a meaningless question. I don’t design anymore. I am the pixels. I am the logo. I am the little bit of space between the 'r' and the 'n' that you better make sure is kerned properly. When you increase the font size I experience physical growth. When you cut a vector point, my consciousness goes into quantum superposition. This is where the industry is going. If you're not on board, you're going to get left behind. My entire design system now lives in the collective unconscious. There’s no documentation. Your team will simply wake up knowing the button radius. If someone uses the wrong shade of blue they’ll hear a high pitched ringing sound until they correct it. Developer handoff has been so smooth since I started working this way. My effigy appears at the foot of the engineer’s bed and I open my mouth. The CSS comes out at a frequency only their fillings can receive. We’ve eliminated all meetings. I no longer send clients presentations. I enter their dreams as a white horse with an already complete interactive brand guidelines. They’re free to leave feedback by speaking into a bowl of room temperature water. I receive it immediately and disagree with it on a cellular level. Transcending this outdated material plane is my standing Tuesday meeting. Some people are uncomfortable with this. A procurement manager recently asked whether I could provide an SVG of the logo and I just told her to close her eyes and remember the first time she felt truly understood. She looked annoyed and just said their print vendor needed an SVG by today. A big adjustment has been personal. My wife asked if I could help bring in the groceries. I explained that I now exist simultaneously across every customer touchpoint. I think there’s a lot of fear right now about what happens when designers stop needing tools. But the people who adapt will be fine. You just have to be willing to let go of a few outdated ideas. Like having a body. Being legally distinguishable from a gradient. Anyway I am open for new branding projects this quarter.
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Bas Kousemaker (he/him) retweeted
From Zelenskyy. Patriot interceptors that could save innocent lives are sitting in European countries for weeks, which they paid for, unable to be transferred to Ukraine because Hegseth refuses to sign off.
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Bas Kousemaker (he/him) retweeted
Just like the old East India Company, these robber baron companies, presided over as they are by unaccountable oligarchs, are more powerful than Sovereign states. They have contempt for us.
Google illegally cleared an estimated 250,000 trees across 330 hectares of forest in Muhos, northern Finland, to prepare for a new AI data center before completing mandatory environmental impact assessments And another 150,000 trees felled at Otanmäki theguardian.com/environment/…
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🚨 Potential election Interference in Bulgaria by either Meta Facebook, Ministry of Justice or both Presidential elections are tomorrow but legal pages are going dark in #Bulgaria #NAFO #SAFO @ElvesBg
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Bas Kousemaker (he/him) retweeted
The most corrupt president in American history announced he will protect the richest man in the world from being investigated. Not sure why people cheer this on.
🚨 BREAKING UPDATE: President Trump announces he will be PROTECTING Elon Musk from legal weaponization by the Democrats, if they even try LFG 🔥 “Elon's done nothing wrong. Elon is a very good guy." 💯 "I think people have an obligation to protect our geniuses!” Elon is OUR team America genius 🇺🇸
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Bas Kousemaker (he/him) retweeted
If informing people of their legal rights is a threat to your agenda, then your agenda is built on denying people's rights and deserves to be exposed.
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I’m sorry I thought this was Ameri….oh wait.
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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Bas Kousemaker (he/him) retweeted
DOJ sues to block election certification in Alaska if Republicans lose Senate race politi.co/4zOQtjy
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Bas Kousemaker (he/him) retweeted
Replying to @mjnblack
They are essentially launching virus/malware attacks. We don't need regulation, just prosecute them under existing criminal law. Would stop this nonsense immediately as it's all intentional.
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Bas Kousemaker (he/him) retweeted
For decades, the president has claimed charitable deductions on golf courses he never gave away. Now, facing one of the most significant tax bills of his life, he’s pushing the scheme even further—and appears to be using the presidency to get away with it.
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Bas Kousemaker (he/him) retweeted
Guy worth $300B cant pay 5% of his net worth to fund the infrastructure he has become unimaginably wealthy from.
JUST IN: Google co-founder Larry Page has reportedly moved into a $173M home in Miami to avoid $15B of California taxes
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Bas Kousemaker (he/him) retweeted
America will NEVER FORGET the spectacularly brain-dead Steve Witkoff calling mass murderer and child killer Putin a “humanitarian.” He can go fuck all the way off.
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Europe is finally awake 💯👏 Good job, Italy 🇮🇹 and Meloni. 🇮🇹 🤝 🇺🇦
Zelenskyy: Ukraine is no longer just receiving weapons from Italy — it is helping shape what gets built next. Kyiv tells Italian manufacturers what works in combat, what fails and how Ukrainian engineers improve it. Joint production is already underway — United24. 1/
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Bas Kousemaker (he/him) retweeted
Dorpsraad schrapt wolvenavond na stroom aan bedreigingen Anti-wolf figuren zijn kennelijk bang voor goede info over wolven in ons land. Maar zijn wel lomp genoeg om anderen te intimideren. #wolf #wolven nos.nl/r/811860
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Bucha. It was a genocide, recognized by everyone. They buried hundreds of people. They tortured people. We found the grave. There were, I believe, around 500 people. When we liberated those towns near Kyiv, there emerged this, you know, this kind of hatred for the Russians, right at that moment. Not even at the moment when they started the full-scale war. Back then nobody understood what it really was yet. People understood what this war was and what Putin did personally when we found those mass graves of tortured adults, children. I mean they didn't just kill them, they tortured and killed them. When we liberated Bucha, I said, bring every journalist here. Don't touch anything, just bring the journalists. The whole world simply has to see this. Imagine finding a mass grave in the U.S. or in Britain, God forbid, with 500 tortured people, adults, kids, dogs, animals shot dead. I mean, they held hunting sprees there from military vehicles. People were running, they were shooting, just hunting, playing games. They literally just played with people, like slavery. So how, after this, can you listen to Putin? And how, after this, can you forgive? From The Diary of a CEO podcast with Steven Bartlett. (2/3)
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Bas Kousemaker (he/him) retweeted
he's too dumb to know this is unconstitutional
AG Todd Blanche: They accuse me of not being independent from the White House. I'm not. I work for Trump.
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Bas Kousemaker (he/him) retweeted
*Seventeen* times more deadly. trib.al/1s6cyFp
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Bas Kousemaker (he/him) retweeted
Teken de petitie: belast de Quote 500, niet gewone mensen! Geen 2,5 miljard extra naar de allerrijksten. actionnetwork.org/forms/eerl…
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Bas Kousemaker (he/him) retweeted
Replying to @wouterdewinther
@wouterdewinther is een flapdrol, die geen tegenspraak duldt en mij, zoals élke extreem rechtse figuur, heeft geblokkeerd. Hij blijft daarmee in zijn narcistische bubbel verkeren. In deze video, laat hij duidelijk zijn minachting voor Klaver zien. Laat ik dát nou voor hem voelen.
Ik zie @wouterdewinther aan tafel bij Eva. Wát een waardeloze duider. Hij is dé propagandist van (extreem) rechts. Hij wil @jesseklaver de loef afsteken. Geen kans. Waarom wordt deze uitgekauwde flapdrol eigenlijk uitgenodigd? Voor de sensatie? @JinekLive
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Bas Kousemaker (he/him) retweeted
I’m old enough to remember russia having a kill list of 1,200,000 Ukrainians and bringing specifically made mobile crematoria for the task of hiding the neo holocaust But yeah, Ukraine should surrender, right?! Ffs 🤦🏻
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