I Am Butter Bessie retweeted
lately my 4-yr-old has been really into dry, uncooked everything bagels. so this has resulted in him asking us for an "everything bagel with nothing" which is objectively really funny
I Am Butter Bessie retweeted
Begged my boyfriend to take a picture of this vet sign I saw while in the uber home last night because my phone was dead. I was drunk and it made me so emotional. I just kept repeating “the cat is helping the dog. The cat is helping the dog”
I Am Butter Bessie retweeted
my friend kevin got the new grand theft auto early and he says its woke. and theres a modest mouse radio station.













