@BerryMuses

Nobody asked, but here's what I think... he/him

Joined February 2020
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A good thing to ask someone when you first meet them is "what's your favourite crime?" So you can tell if they're cool or not.
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Xeloph@XelophOct 22
"I don't mind trans people, I just don't want their existence shoved down my throat" Brother, it's conservatives shoving trans people down your throat. They can't shut the fuck up about them. It's every political podcast, rally, and advertisement. It's all they think about.
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Are billionaires really to blame? We asked a b̶i̶l̶l̶i̶o̶n̶a̶i̶r̶e̶ industry leader
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Sam
@SamCKxOct 14
It costs Reform around £1 for every envelope sent to their free post address. You can currently buy 100 envelopes on Amazon for £3.49. Reform UK, FREEPOST RTLT-ZXHY-KSDC, 83 Victoria Street, London, SW1H 0HW
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Boy George before he handcuffs someone to a radiator for a few days
Jack@bosdovja92Oct 8
Sorry Twinks is getting irritating now. Why is everything so intense with her #bbuk
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"Dad ain't raise no bxxtxh!" *Too afraid to spell out the word bitch and turns off comments because theyre being criticised for a dumb take Why are these people always cowards?
Berry@_berrylamboSep 24
Dad ain’t raise no bxxtch🤣
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Ealing Haaland looks like if Asterix ate Obelix. I will not be taking questions.
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la gaucho de merde (chappell defender)@tiphmgntJun 22
j'ai perdu des neurones en lisant le tweet
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Vuskovic looking like a £30 mil player here...
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Mexican people are comically small #worldcup
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Cup final days are ALL ABOUT that 2 second shot of the guy with the little carving pen putting the name on the trophy before the final whistle. Hits like crack.
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MC Squared@mcsquared34Apr 30
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNApr 29
I don’t want a city on Mars. I don’t want AI in every app. I don’t want data centres in space. I don’t want humanoids or flying cars. I want clean water. I want a stable climate. I want bees to survive. And a habitable planet.
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Why haven't I seen any of those annoying, right-wing grift account posting anything celebrating international men's day? Or it that only something they do every other time there's something like it asking "when is international men's day?"
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Thoughts and prayers for Joey Barton at this difficult time.
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Ethan@ethanmeldrum_14 Jul 2025
Four balls I guess
Jofra Archer
@JofraArcher22 Jul 2015
How long it takes to get to Washington ? 😕
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Pittsburgh Pirates
@Pirates22 Jun 2025
Due to the heat, we are making free water available at all staffed concession stands for the remainder of the game today.
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Hey is there anyone in your life who you lost that we can make dogshit pictures of to haunt your nightmares?
Min Choi
@minchoi15 Dec 2024
Replying to @minchoi
If you enjoyed this thread, Follow me @minchoi and please Bookmark, Like, Comment & Repost the first Post below to share with your friends: xitter.cf/minchoi/status/1868274…
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Happy healthcare CEO murder day to all who celebrate.
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🧵 Trigger Warning – There’s some very distressing Guernsey news + I feel it's important to share. If you're affected, know you're not alone + now might be the time to speak up.
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WTF?!? @PokemonGoApp #pokemongo
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