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The Time Keeper retweeted
🚨 BIGGEST SINGLE-DAY WIPEOUT IN US STOCK MARKET HISTORY
$2.8 Trillion has been wiped out from the US stock market today so far, the largest one in history.
Previously, the largest single-day wipeout was of $2.69 Trillion during the Covid crash.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The US stock market has lost over $2 trillion today. For comparison, roughly $3.5 trillion was erased on March 16, 2020. finance.yahoo.com/markets/live/s… marketwatch.com/livecoverage/s…
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Thank YOU. 🙏
I want to thank @ZacksJerryRig for being one of the few voices in the tech community to openly comment about US politics
A lot of credit to him because he helped achieve the amazing blue tsunami we have seen tonight
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HUGE WIN! Westpac has joined Coles in dumping Palantir!
It’s time for our Future Fund to do the same!
Link in my bio, sign, share and comment.
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Based Rennick🇦🇺🫡
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🇺🇸 DAVE SMITH CONFRONTS TURNING POINT USA OVER THOMAS MASSIE AND CHARLIE KIRK
“I know that Charlie’s favorite congressman was Thomas Massie.”
“So when he was unseated by the lobby for Israel... why didn’t you guys lift a finger to defend him?”
“Why didn’t the biggest youth outreach Republican organization in the country say anything in the name of Charlie Kirk about his favorite congressman?”
Writer: Naz
The Time Keeper retweeted
Last week Elon Musk spent half a billion on AIPAC candidates and Tommy Robinson’s legal fees just to lose it all.
Thats nearly how much it would take to fund UN’s emergency plan for Haiti, where 6 million people are on the brink of famine.
You do not hate billionaires enough.
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I’ve been absolutely flooded with positive messages and comments about last nights @PiersUncensored show. So, thank you all very much for that.
It really was an incredible show on a night that was a big moment in modern American history and I was honored to be on it.
Huge huge thank you to the great @piersmorgan for having me and to his entire incredible staff who were all amazing!
The Time Keeper retweeted
I voted republican... But fuck Republicans they deserved to lose.
AMERICA FIRST.
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Thanks to all you who woke up and got to work organizing! All of you who voted for decency, fairness, equality, justice and against the flagrant corruption in our political system which has been stacked against the working people of this country. And a special thanks to the wave of first time voters and young people who took a step towards the future they deserve. Rise up and sing! Celebrate. Then we go to work reforming our party and our nation for good.
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The landslide is a direct referendum on genocide in Gaza and the war on Iran -
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🇦🇺🇮🇹 An Italian chef in Brisbane got FIRED for refusing, for the THIRD time in 4 years, to put PINEAPPLE on pizza.
He called it an INSULT TO ITALIAN CULTURE and told his boss to do some research.
He challenged his firing but lost over a filing deadline and he's now head chef somewhere else, pineapple policy unknown.
He may have lost his case, but he kept his dignity and the pineapple off the pizza. As he should 😂
Source: Daily Mail / Writer: Julie
The Time Keeper retweeted
Happy to debate the Australian Jewish Association or anyone else simping for PHON as to why Pauline Hanson is a sell out and Israel influence in Australian politics needs to be called out.
I had the Israeli Ambassador call my office multiple times insisting I meet with him and I refused.
