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first professional gamer under the sea. braindead Nintendo fanboy, PlayStation enjoyer. retro game collector. #1 Lakers fan. currently playing: Fire Emblem 7

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Joined June 2023
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From the farms.
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Turkish nationalist streamer DarksydePehlivan responds to a viewer who brought up the Armenian Genocide.
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I'm am never drinking again brother HH
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Our Lady of Lourdes, the Immaculate Conception, Mother full of love, we entrust to you our most urgent personal intentions, especially those of the sick and suffering. We entrust to you our living and deceased loved ones. We pray that you will remove all the obstacles that still separate us from your beloved Son. May He may reign in all hearts. Amen. #ApostolicJourney #France
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have you ever watched an all-time great in action, on the field or on the ice, and despite understanding *what* they did, know you could never even attempt it yourself? that’s what this is for posting
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Just hanging with the boys back home in Vinnies Pizza 😀
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It’s a good thing Phil doesn’t let the trolls get to him, I’d hate to see his reaction if he cared about what others thought of him
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There's a new trend by gen Z where they keep running through Phil Burnell's house to see how far they can get.
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ngl being the cucker is lowkey scary cuz like damn this nigga really expecting me to fuck the shit outta his wife and she expecting to get the shit fucked outta her
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you're laughing. there are 1.33 crimes per capita in vatican city and you're laughing.
“the pope is weak on crime” is the funniest thing he’s ever said
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Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was
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Never jerk off at a Job Interview Here's why...👇 They give you a long awkward pause or step out of the room for a minute. Most people think it’s just to let you collect your thoughts or relax. It’s not. For experienced recruiters, it’s observation. The moment you’re left alone, the evaluation continues: Do you beat your dick to relieve stress when you get the chance? Do you rush to finish or goon extensively? In reality, they expect you to already have gooned richly at least twice before arriving. If you start masturbating, it just confirms that you're pulling rookie numbers.
Never accept water at a Job Interview. Here’s why…👇
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I went 2school w/a cloak since1st days;it was uncomfortable 2wear it in front f other kids,but I tried 2make up 4it by being naughty&playful
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Weird that all that support on Monday allegedly would take pressure off the week in DSP's own words. What a difference a day makes. 🤔
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The right wing tough guy larp falls apart pretty quickly when you remember he was crying on stream after being caught cheating on his wife with a trans cam girl 😭😭✌🏽
Dr Disrespect goes off on Nick Mercs, even going as far to say people shouldn't be playing with him... All coming from the guy who admitted to inappropriately messaging a minor. lol
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An anti-vaccination activist in St. Louis is arrested for encouraging black Missourians not to get vaccinated. He declared to his listeners that vaccination “violates constitutional rights.” Policemen then arrested him and transported him to the hospital for forced vaccination.
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