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Humor and rants for the hospitality industry.

Joined August 2012
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I'm friends with the owner.. #AnnoyYourServerIn5Words
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Macaroni Grill closed four locations here. I suspect the tendency of macaroni to fall through the grill had a lot to do with it.
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Which US state tips the most? and which tips the least ihateworkinginretail.com/whi…
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omfg dying. #ranchbath i swear this is the amount of ranch it would take for some people to be satisfied.
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Just like mom used to make.
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Like for real, I love the kitchen guys, but FUCK bro. Turn it down. The dining room can hear the accordion from the patio #ServerLife
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.@BoothExtraRanch I like to call it 'redneck remoulade'. #ranch
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Just saw an air freshener so big they had to tie it on top of the car
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Insisting that I told you something even though I know I didn't must make it true right? #customerlogic #no @BitterAssServer
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The "can I speak to the manager" starter pack
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Fireball, the "I have no discernible taste in alcohol so let's just do what everybody else is doing" shot.
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My favorite part of the Bible is when God gives humans free will, then kills them with a flood because they didn't act the way he wanted.
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Who the fuck actually created and produced “Honey Boo Boo”? And should they be lawyering up?
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@BoothExtraRanch we had twelve of them in the other night for dinner... they camped out until a half hour before close. reservation at 530.
Shit ripping your server, because the restaurant can't honor your coupon makes sense.
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The old pay part cash, part credit, but only tip on the credit card total trick. #imontoyou #serverproblems #thestruggleisreal
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Chopped takes itself pretty seriously for a show whose prize is $10,000. 'Hey honey I won chopped, let's buy a used Toyota'
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A customer just got a latte for her 6yr old son while he screamed and played on his iPad, if you're wondering how to raise an asshole.
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Bars should have a drink called the 'Your Number' so when guys ask for waitress numbers they get a fish bowl of Schlitz for $40.
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You want a tall glass? Ok, enjoy the extra ice.
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