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A Spark of Bort

@BortVoldemort

go hug yourself

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Joined May 2009
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it's funny because we're doomed
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@BoundaryBreak11 Nov 2024
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@NintendoUK11 Nov 2024
Replying to @NintendoUK @USJ_Official
Please note, there will be no game announcements or mentions of the Nintendo Switch successor during this presentation.
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chase@_chase_____11 Nov 2024
feel like the day is getting away from me. i hope sitting motionless for the next five hours fixes it
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sergio tahini@_sergiotahini10 Nov 2024
ich und die homies diesen winter
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sélpide ⭑@selpideeeeeeeee9 Nov 2024
how about Original Story 1
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@DiscussingFilm8 Nov 2024
Major animated sequels releasing in 2026. • Shrek 5 • Ice Age 6 • Toy Story 5 • The Super Mario Bros Movie 2 See what other movies are releasing soon: bit.ly/Dates2025
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Eddie from NYC@Eddie_NYC8 Nov 2024
Can't believe this tweet is over nine years old. Truly, one of the wisest things ever tweeted. It gets proven true time and time again.
Adrian Bott (@Cavalorn) profile pictureAdrian Bott@Cavalorn16 Oct 2015
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
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Merry November 8th youtu.be/_zUh7tWXK1I?feature…
It's November 8th

It's November 8th

giving thanks for all the halls we can deckjoin my patreon: https...

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Ron, Diane, and the kids saying "trick or treat"

ALT Ron, Diane, and the kids saying "trick or treat"

Man at the door saying "it's November 8th"

ALT Man at the door saying "it's November 8th"

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Das ist die größte Tragödie, seit sich dm und Alnatura getrennt haben.
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@phonybone6 Nov 2024
I was able to deduce this through the powers of historical materialism
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@phonybone4 Nov 2020
what if trump loses and then runs against kamala harris in 4 years and wins
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ghost mom@radtoria6 Nov 2024
Timeline cleanse: my perpetually angry kitten falls asleep complaining (sound on)
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this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time
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Grosdoriane@Grosdoriane24 May 2019
This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
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no one will convince me we aren’t in a one party system with two fronts lol biden had everything except blue scotus till 2022 and he did nothing to protect us in that time just like obama failed to codify roe v wade. when will we accept that these ppl are not here to help us?
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Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. #ElectionDay
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Michael Fry@BigDirtyFry4 Nov 2024
Gone are the days when you’d simply eat a delicious hat if you were wrong about something.
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@JoeyMannarino2 Nov 2024
Kamala Harris is not winning Iowa. I’m so certain of it I’ll castrate myself on camera if it happens. These people are just full of absolute sh*t in the final days of this election.
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his baby is on the roof
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his baby is on the roof
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Ben Rosen@ben_rosen5 Nov 2024
extremely strong closing message
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𝐿𝓊𝓍𝑒𐙚@btchsdtm4 Nov 2024
When I stop the microwave at 00:01
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