Minority owner @SpaceX. Reluctant robopsychologist. Go birds. 🦅

Oregon’s Paris
Joined April 2008
At least they weren't eating while he did his skit. #progress
Busted for Fentanyl at Portland City Hall
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It's that wonderful time of year when the first rains start: The rains of political text messages in the week before the election. #pdx
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LinkedIn helpfully notes when there are fellow alumni at potential employers. Probably feels like a nicer feature for the ivy crowd than the CC set.
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Imagine lying about school on LinkedIn, but wanting to be honest with employers. "I see here you went to MIT, Cal Tech, and Stanford concurrently?" "Oh no, I just enjoying lying to LinkedIn, because fuck LinkedIn. I dropped out of community college. Twice."
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Matt Youell retweeted
Someone turned the AI CEO drama into a Spanish soap opera!
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“Self-driving is solved herp dee derp”
I'm guessing the passenger of this cyber cab would be shitting his pants to see the car inching forward as an oncoming train approachs, like it wants to play chicken with the train.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This Cybercab is an engineering test vehicle and is NOT operating autonomously. The OP says this is in Seattle and Tesla does not operate autonomously there. robotaxireport.com/cities/seattle/ tesla.com/support/robota…
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Schools should bring back Home Ec, shop, and Latin.
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You can lead a horse to college
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Interesting perspective.
This Irish farmer hilariously sums up the entire world’s problems. “Why we bes bend over…” My man!
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$MSFT offers 60,000 employees a voluntary exit. 60K Y’all!! First time this has ever been offered at Microsoft and it will affect employees in India, The United States, Canada, and the UK at level 70 or below… Employees find out in a few hours if they are being targeted for this. This just makes me think that H127 layoffs sound intense. Is this a pre-layoff round? Also makes me wonder if they changed some scheduled layoffs due to be called out by @VP. Peace offering? 🤔 Timing is just interesting. More to come.
$MSFT Microsoft's job cuts aren't done, and Xbox is where to watch next. Asha Sharma is reportedly planning three more rounds: this month, November and January. 1,868 jobs are gone against a 3,200 target, so roughly 1,300 more are coming. Spreading cuts across a whole year is a choice. It keeps the margin story moving and leaves everyone who's left waiting. I'm watching for the October round.
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Ugh. What could possibly go wrong tonight?
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Happy 10-year anniversary to this absolute banger
Happy birthday to this future president.
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This is who runs this account.
This is who is running this account.
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Matt Youell retweeted
Just got forcibly kicked out of a Portland Thorns game because people were hitting my group with trans flags over our feminist shirts. Living in the upside down . @BrandiKruse
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Matt Youell retweeted
One of my favorite games I've ever been a part of... Eagles vs Cowboys 1995 I will never forget it! @reeses
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Some of these rules just make the game less fun.
“Illegal forward handing” I’ve watched football for 36 years and I’ve never seen this penalty called.
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Matt Youell retweeted
HBO's @LastWeekTonight has a long track record of citing social science findings without the appropriate context, massaging them to support whatever point @iamjohnoliver is trying to make.
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I can't believe we're having quality problems with the technology created by a guy who despises programming and declared he's no good at it.
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