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Vision4theBlind

@Vision4theBlind11h

Nothing reminds me how clueless people are quite like Election Day.

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FreshPrinceOfBellend

@PrinceBellendNov 3

𝘉𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘉𝘐𝘛𝘊𝘖𝘐𝘕 𝘕𝘌𝘞𝘚: 🚨🗞️ TRUMP STUNS CROWD INTO SILENCE with lovely Harry Potter painting, from the Asian Daddies Gallery.🎨🖼️

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dimebag darryll

@dimebag_darryllNov 3

I would like to say thank you to anyone who has ever uploaded anything to the internet

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@shortmagsmleNov 1

My wife’ll show you the candy station on your way up the driveway and you can have all the snickers you want. But you have to say trick or treat. You see, Jarquavious, I can deal with the pillow case candy buckets and the faint odor of weed and the Bluetooth speaker playing in your mom’s Kia Sportage. I don't want money and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty Black Panther costume and with your public school mouth extend me some fucking courtesy! You gotta say trick or treat.

Image from Lee (Greater) (@shortmagsmle)

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Jordan@placenta_effectOct 31

Image from Jordan (@placenta_effect)

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Nostradamus 🎑

@NeetOlympicsOct 30

We are at the stage where they scare the shit out of anyone still standing and force illiquid participants to sell as low as possible The "it's over" meme is very funny but anyone seriously telling you we are never coming back is a bottom tier clown.

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SρҽҽԃDҽɱσɳ ⚡

@SpeedDemon741Oct 29

Touched (soggy) grass this weekend ticker is $bitcoin btw

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@_B1G_D4DDYOct 27

Coffee so black, the news refers to it as a “16 year old male” or “student”

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@0xprimdotfunOct 25

Memecoins are done. Pivot to ammo.

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evil 𖠂⃤@evilasfckOct 22

i cant fw a person who hates on golf poor mindset

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@helen_mrowOct 21

I was meant to laze about in a robe and be fed grapes. Seedless.

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@psyopchiefOct 18

I’ll replay a song 100 times idc

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i would kick this stupid bape robot across the room

Franklin the Pump Dot Fun Guy

@PumpDotFunGuyOct 18

Is this a humanoid? A robot ape? It walks! @BoredApeYC

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Snarf⚡️@SnarfSchizoOct 14

Image from Snarf⚡️ (@SnarfSchizo)

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BRAIN SPROT🫸🚫💦

@Masonic10inYouOct 11

Smoking a cig at the side of my house like a line cook taking a 10

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@1somniac2deathOct 9

how about you pair a gun with your head

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🔻 Anzu ☭@quirked_up_anzuOct 7

"a moment of silence for Israel"

Humans of Judaism@HumansOfJudaismOct 6

Three years. 🇮🇱

Image from Humans of Judaism (@HumansOfJudaism)

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𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖆

Alexander the Great conquered nations at 19 and ur afraid to say "it's the jews"

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@1somniac2deathSep 24

you can tell niggas never had period sex the way they can’t handle a little red

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gg roland@cowboyrolandSep 18

the lack of hatred for advertising makes me want to put LSD in the water supply

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