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fade the discount double check. go Spreadhawks and Chicago’s big ten team

Joined September 2021
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Dark horse candidate for 2028.
Senator Mitch McConnell reacts to the midterm election results.
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The Miami RedHawks might have the best set of games this season. 6 of their 9 games have been within 4 points, and they went 3-3. They probably should have won all 3 games they lost and lost all 3 games they won. Could easily be 8-1 and in the CFP conversation or 2-7.
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The Pound is Closed. #MiamiMindset || #RiseUpRedHawks
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the new trailer for Dune 3 has some incredible reveals…including the first spoken dialogue from the sandworm
Do not fear the end. Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18. Tickets on sale now around the world. fandan.co/DunePartThree #DuneMovie #FilmedForIMAX
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🚨 GAME TIME ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 Our Tuesday night MACtion game vs Buffalo has been moved to 8 PM on ESPN‼️ #RiseUpRedHawks | 🎓🏆
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Logo bias is real. Take the blind resume test and rank these one loss teams.
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Kids the starting point guard and we expect him to park his car down the hill by the horse stables?! Hey @miamiuniversity think we could look the other way on the Skally mobile this year??? Goodness gracious.
During his freshman year, Luke Skaljac apparently received over 30 parking tickets and received a boot from Miami parking enforcement 12 separate times. “I was a bad person.”
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ESPN HAS LOST THE LOCKER ROOM
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Miami (OH) Football Tied #11 most wins among G6 teams in NIL era (since 2021) Played in the MAC championship every year for the last 3 years, winning it in 2023. Men's Basketball 32-2 record in 2025-26 season Played in back-to-back Conference Championship games and won the MAC outright in 2025 Opening ~$300 million basketball arena in 2028 Athletic's Top 15 avg. finish among G6 schools in the Director's Cup over last 5 seasons. (ahead of several American schools and JMU) Miami (OH)'s major supporters include Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol and the head coach of the Los Angeles Rams, Sean McVay
If Miami joins the American, what do they bring? A mid-bad football team?
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Sending the old Lake Street Bridge down the river
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gambler’s fallacy
Shohei Ohtani confident that he’s close to breaking out of his slump
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Saw this AI-generated sign outside of a spa that is a sign of a sign
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Tyson Bagent
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97% of Whitesox Fans rooted for Cleveland a decade ago… I DONT BLAME THEM at all, If I were in their shoes I’d do the same!! There is no shame if you are a Cubs fan to root against the Sox! Don’t let them tell you “root for the city”!!! GUARDIANS IN 5
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Dak Prescott looking at an open WR
🤖 Made with AI
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The “Green Bay sucks” chants need to stop immediately. It’s the postseason. Enough already.
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Jed really watched Kyle Schwarber and said “nah I want Ian Krapp instead”
11 years ago today, Kyle Schwarber crushed a ball into the Allegheny River off Gerrit Cole 💪🏼
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THE LAND. February 15.
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Worst sammie I’ve had in recent memory. Just god awful bread
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