Carl The Great (@CoderCarl) profile picture

C/C++ programmer, systems, new Rubyist, old Pythoneer.

New York
Joined April 2013
Oh really? Dude has an adams apple, and looks way more masculine here
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Replying to @lucasMnts
Shut the fuck up. You’re an actual moron with a tilted seagull head acting like you know anything, you don’t.
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I think this one is possibly nicer, HTTP in this case (not raw TLS) and allows any retry strategy you choose, using maximum timeout of 10s here with exponen back-off:
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I think this code i wrote recently is pretty nice, but i'm sure there's much nicer out there. It does 3 parallel TLS requests to check for internet connectivity, returns an async (future) that resolves positively if any of them succeed.
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Even your rust evangelists accept c++ has potential for much higher performance
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Replying to @geistgrail
C++ has much higher performance capabilities, that’s why it’s used in HFT and Rust is making barely any inroads there. Even your Rust evangelists accept this is the case:
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Replying to @loop0420 @theo
Wasn’t he arrested by ICE?
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Replying to @xah_lee
You use Zip drives
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This idiot is still playing the victim after this:
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Replying to @raysan5
Well, no one said you were a great programmer, just that your library is popular, look at your code that has "one return per function" - 'pyramid of doom', embarrassing:
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Replying to @pskocik
This looks like templeOS
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