cat mom and certified “true fan” of the Sixers per @dmorey 👣 @clayvage

Joined February 2012
Just found out my work is doing a costume contest on Thursday and there’s cash prizes so I fear I will be attending meetings as Fallon Iverson. We’re going for creativity here.
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Imagine sitting in a corner, just losing your religion and some asshole throws a spotlight on you.
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okay, he’s officially out of second chances from me.
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I will never forgive them for playing in our faces with Blake Shelton.
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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Today is National Black Cat Day.
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fallon iverson retweeted
🚨 We urgently need blankets at our Philadelphia headquarters! 🚨 Our Animal Law Enforcement team recently rescued a large group of cats, many of whom are battling panleukopenia, a highly contagious and potentially life-threatening disease. The cats are being cared for in isolation areas, and our team is taking every precaution to protect them and the other animals in our care. Staff wear personal protective equipment (PPE) and follow strict cleaning and sanitation protocols to help prevent the virus from spreading. We take the health and safety of every animal here incredibly seriously. As part of these precautions, we have to throw away the blankets these cats use during each cleaning to reduce the risk of spreading the virus. This means we’re going through blankets much faster than usual and urgently need donations to help keep our cats warm and comfortable. If you have extra blankets to spare, we could really use them right now! Donations can be dropped off at 350 E Erie Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19134. You can also shop our Amazon wishlist: amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2Y… Thank you for always showing up for the animals who need us most! ❤️
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fallon iverson retweeted
yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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I have discovered that the Halloween party I’m attending does in fact have an actual theme not just a light suggestion so I will no longer be doing funny for Halloween this year.
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I do fear that tonight the Eagles will either send my body into recovery or push me even further into sickness.
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he’s literally the Eastern Conference Player of the Week 😎
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10/10, no notes
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Sure whatever.
Go to your music library and shuffle a song.. The title is how tonight’s game is gonna go.
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“I don’t do politics” = I am stupid as hell
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she is obviously too young to be president #stupid
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On a serious note: if you didn’t know, today is M*nday. Please, please check in on your Garfield oomfs today. Bring them a lasagna. You never know what they’re going through :(
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fallon iverson retweeted
Men calling Kate Scott annoying & dumb are ok w spending 3 hrs listening to dudes glaze the opposing team & talk about golf. The bar for male sports commentary is apparently just having a dick & a microphone, but a woman has to justify her existence every time she opens her mouth
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fallon iverson retweeted
if your pastor is wearing jorts you’re going to hell
'Pastor' Kim of Limitless Church rocking the Versace platform heels for a mere $1158 (plus 30% off) during a recent sermon.
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“I would die for my family” Buddy you won’t even vote for them to have healthcare, clean water, and safe schools.
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