Just found out my work is doing a costume contest on Thursday and there’s cash prizes so I fear I will be attending meetings as Fallon Iverson. We’re going for creativity here.
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Imagine sitting in a corner, just losing your religion and some asshole throws a spotlight on you.
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okay, he’s officially out of second chances from me.
Serial killer Ted Bundy is linked to another Utah teenager's 1974 murder through new DNA testing, prosecutor says. apnews.com/article/ted-bundy…
I will never forgive them for playing in our faces with Blake Shelton.
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years:
2026: Noah Wyle
2025: Jonathan Bailey
2024: John Krasinki
2023: Patrick Dempsey
2022: Chris Evans
2021: Paul Rudd
2020: Michael B. Jordan
2019: John Legend
2018: Idris Elba
2017: Blake Shelton
2016: Dwayne Johnson
2015: David Beckham
2014: Chris Hemsworth
2013: Adam Levine
2012: Channing Tatum
2011: Bradley Cooper
2010: Ryan Reynolds
2009: Johnny Depp
2008: Hugh Jackman
2007: Matt Damon
2006: George Clooney
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🚨 We urgently need blankets at our Philadelphia headquarters! 🚨
Our Animal Law Enforcement team recently rescued a large group of cats, many of whom are battling panleukopenia, a highly contagious and potentially life-threatening disease.
The cats are being cared for in isolation areas, and our team is taking every precaution to protect them and the other animals in our care. Staff wear personal protective equipment (PPE) and follow strict cleaning and sanitation protocols to help prevent the virus from spreading. We take the health and safety of every animal here incredibly seriously.
As part of these precautions, we have to throw away the blankets these cats use during each cleaning to reduce the risk of spreading the virus. This means we’re going through blankets much faster than usual and urgently need donations to help keep our cats warm and comfortable.
If you have extra blankets to spare, we could really use them right now! Donations can be dropped off at 350 E Erie Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19134. You can also shop our Amazon wishlist: amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2Y…
Thank you for always showing up for the animals who need us most! ❤️
I have discovered that the Halloween party I’m attending does in fact have an actual theme not just a light suggestion so I will no longer be doing funny for Halloween this year.
I do fear that tonight the Eagles will either send my body into recovery or push me even further into sickness.
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On a serious note: if you didn’t know, today is M*nday. Please, please check in on your Garfield oomfs today. Bring them a lasagna. You never know what they’re going through :(
Men calling Kate Scott annoying & dumb are ok w spending 3 hrs listening to dudes glaze the opposing team & talk about golf. The bar for male sports commentary is apparently just having a dick & a microphone, but a woman has to justify her existence every time she opens her mouth


































