@daFalligator

cat mom and certified “true fan” of the Sixers per @dmorey 👣 @clayvage

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Joined February 2012
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I have discovered that the Halloween party I’m attending does in fact have an actual theme not just a light suggestion so I will no longer be doing funny for Halloween this year.
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I do fear that tonight the Eagles will either send my body into recovery or push me even further into sickness.
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Philadelphia 76ers
@sixers18h
he’s literally the Eastern Conference Player of the Week 😎
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Breland Moore@BrelandFOX2918h
10/10, no notes
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rainbow boy
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Sure whatever.
Eagles Nation
@PHLEaglesNationOct 26
Go to your music library and shuffle a song.. The title is how tonight’s game is gonna go.
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ivy, MBA@smartgworlOct 25
“I don’t do politics” = I am stupid as hell
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hazel🎃🧹@BluebriarArtsOct 25
she is obviously too young to be president #stupid
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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On a serious note: if you didn’t know, today is M*nday. Please, please check in on your Garfield oomfs today. Bring them a lasagna. You never know what they’re going through :(
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jes@jescrossOct 26
Men calling Kate Scott annoying & dumb are ok w spending 3 hrs listening to dudes glaze the opposing team & talk about golf. The bar for male sports commentary is apparently just having a dick & a microphone, but a woman has to justify her existence every time she opens her mouth
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buxom and bald
@BitchassChickenOct 26
if your pastor is wearing jorts you’re going to hell
Protestia
@ProtestiaOct 25
'Pastor' Kim of Limitless Church rocking the Versace platform heels for a mere $1158 (plus 30% off) during a recent sermon.
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C O U R T N E Y@icourtneycriesOct 26
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Philadelphia 76ers
@sixersOct 26
final. @Bloom_Energy
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“I would die for my family” Buddy you won’t even vote for them to have healthcare, clean water, and safe schools.
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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monster mash voice i was jerking in the lab late one night
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A Plum w her mum (she’s cuddling with me rn) and a Plum in the sun
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Sources on the scene are reporting that I feel like I was hit by a bus which made me airborne resulting in me being hit by another bus before a third bus intimately ran me over. My entire body is so tender, even touching my scalp to put my hair up hurts.
fallon iverson@daFalligatorOct 25
Reports from Fishtown that I feel terrible and the tenderness/inflammation in my ~entire body~ are sparking concerns for my health with some officials stating that I’m hoping so badly that this is a weird fluke and I don’t have the flu. More to come as this story progresses.
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I thought they started selling guns for a second
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this was my nickname in highschool
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Jaylen Brown
@FCHWPOJun 24
I love cats
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