I have discovered that the Halloween party I’m attending does in fact have an actual theme not just a light suggestion so I will no longer be doing funny for Halloween this year.
I do fear that tonight the Eagles will either send my body into recovery or push me even further into sickness.
Replying to @Jessdot_EXE
So idk what it is but my one friend is weirdly so lucky, she wins random insta giveaways all the time, it’s crazy
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On a serious note: if you didn’t know, today is M*nday. Please, please check in on your Garfield oomfs today. Bring them a lasagna. You never know what they’re going through :(
Men calling Kate Scott annoying & dumb are ok w spending 3 hrs listening to dudes glaze the opposing team & talk about golf. The bar for male sports commentary is apparently just having a dick & a microphone, but a woman has to justify her existence every time she opens her mouth
fallon iverson retweeted
“I would die for my family”
Buddy you won’t even vote for them to have healthcare, clean water, and safe schools.
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
Replying to @Taylor_Ducote
I heard a rumor that Dean floated the idea of handing him a stick of “ants on a log” as their handshake as that is a sign of respect in white culture
Replying to @ESRosebud @JESS_kiidding
Ed she’s a woman of class, obviously she got a monster mash sundae






















