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Replying to @dsarizzle
I live for moments like that
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I have discovered that the Halloween party I’m attending does in fact have an actual theme not just a light suggestion so I will no longer be doing funny for Halloween this year.
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I do fear that tonight the Eagles will either send my body into recovery or push me even further into sickness.
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Replying to @Jessdot_EXE
So idk what it is but my one friend is weirdly so lucky, she wins random insta giveaways all the time, it’s crazy
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fallon iverson retweeted
he’s literally the Eastern Conference Player of the Week 😎
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10/10, no notes
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Sure whatever.
Go to your music library and shuffle a song.. The title is how tonight’s game is gonna go.
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Replying to @JackieSarahB
Blue man group
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fallon iverson retweeted
“I don’t do politics” = I am stupid as hell
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she is obviously too young to be president #stupid
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On a serious note: if you didn’t know, today is M*nday. Please, please check in on your Garfield oomfs today. Bring them a lasagna. You never know what they’re going through :(
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fallon iverson retweeted
Men calling Kate Scott annoying & dumb are ok w spending 3 hrs listening to dudes glaze the opposing team & talk about golf. The bar for male sports commentary is apparently just having a dick & a microphone, but a woman has to justify her existence every time she opens her mouth
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fallon iverson retweeted
if your pastor is wearing jorts you’re going to hell
'Pastor' Kim of Limitless Church rocking the Versace platform heels for a mere $1158 (plus 30% off) during a recent sermon.
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“I would die for my family” Buddy you won’t even vote for them to have healthcare, clean water, and safe schools.
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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Replying to @Taylor_Ducote
I heard a rumor that Dean floated the idea of handing him a stick of “ants on a log” as their handshake as that is a sign of respect in white culture
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monster mash voice i was jerking in the lab late one night
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Ed she’s a woman of class, obviously she got a monster mash sundae
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