Lieutenant Dan retweeted
It’s happening. We’re chiseling fans’ faces onto our Bold Flavored Snack Almonds! Watch the livestream now to see a true artist at work. Tune in to find out if your selfie was selected! nitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1MYxNmdlv…
Lieutenant Dan retweeted
Tweet a selfie @BlueDiamond May 13 with #SuperfoodSelfies for a chance to get your own almond carving!
Turn yourself into a pickle!
It’s brine time! Spicy Dill Pickle Almonds have officially launched! Reply with a selfie for a chance to get your very own pickle portrait #PickleMePlease Terms and conditions 👉 bit.ly/3aes10s
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Lieutenant Dan retweeted
Is everyone else obsessed with pickles, or have we spent too much time in our own brine? Get ready to get pickled with new Spicy Dill Pickle Flavored Almonds! #PickleMePlease
Lieutenant Dan retweeted
Sitting in singles ward, age 30, wondering how things could have been different if I had played "Waterfall" on the Wilk terrace piano.
Thx @RealCapnCrunch for reaching out. If you're actually going to do something about this, screen shot the memo you're sending! #consoleme
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As someone who has been crunch-a-tized a time or two, I’m asking you to update your cereal box, I NEED new content!!!!!!!!! @RealCapnCrunch
