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Lieutenant Dan

@Danielblainer
Joined June 2013
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We’ve taken away your mountain views until you learn to behave yourselves
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It’s happening. We’re chiseling fans’ faces onto our Bold Flavored Snack Almonds! Watch the livestream now to see a true artist at work. Tune in to find out if your selfie was selected! nitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1MYxNmdlv…
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Tweet a selfie @BlueDiamond May 13 with #SuperfoodSelfies for a chance to get your own almond carving!
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goo goo ga ga@lulustevie18 Oct 2020
How does the ibuprofen know where to go
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Is everyone else obsessed with pickles, or have we spent too much time in our own brine? Get ready to get pickled with new Spicy Dill Pickle Flavored Almonds! #PickleMePlease
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Marry Chrimbus!
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Eric Peterson@ehp2210 Sep 2017
Sitting in singles ward, age 30, wondering how things could have been different if I had played "Waterfall" on the Wilk terrace piano.
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Boney Fuller@boneyfuller25 Aug 2017
That feeling when college football season is finally here.
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Eric Peterson@ehp224 Jun 2017
Who wore it better? @Danielblainer
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Michael Bodmer@mbodmer9 Nov 2016
.@God now would be a great time to intervene.
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I enjoy this nitter.gq/thefunnyvine/status/79… – at Lindon, UT
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Rohit Thawani
@vohit4rohit24 Aug 2016
#DICKSOUTFORGMAIL
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Gus Quotes@GusDeweyQuotes3 Aug 2016
*Gus talking about Tank (his dog)* "He drinks out of the toilet, you just gotta make sure you flush your logs and he'll be alright"
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Jeff Sheets@jeffreysheets7 Jul 2016
In London to represent @BYUadlab at the @dandad #NewBlood16 awards #BYU @Danielblainer @ChartieBartie @hiyaaya
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abcarl@abbycarls14 Jun 2016
multiply and replenish the earth – at Manhattan, NY
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Pat C. Doyle@patcdoyle3 Jun 2016
Congrats to recent @BYUadlab grads @StewTribe & @Danielblainer for their recent work @TBWAChiatLA #nationaldonutday via.wghp.com/fvVal
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Nissan
@NissanUSA2 Jun 2016
We’ve got something special cooking for #NationalDonutDay. #DoingDonutZ
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I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT CLINTON DOESN'T PEEL HER STRING CHEESE—SHE JUST BITES THEM
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Alex Skinner@alpal_skinner23 Feb 2016
146RB 715PM @Danielblainer @trumbotron playing bball! Come and watch! #byu
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