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Shillington, England
Joined November 2011
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The kind of wanker who flips over the boardgame table when it becomes apparent he can’t win.
Well that’s one way to make Traitors history #CelebrityTraitors
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The worst thing is how they forced him at gunpoint to accept tens of thousands of pounds to play a hugely popular TV game based around lying.
I can’t imagine how draining the production of the traitors must be but doubly so when you are neurodivergent and expected to lie when you hate lying, so I have massive respect for acaster and if you hate on him I think you need to take a break and touch grass
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James Acaster being autistic is the worst excuse for ruining the ending to a show I’ve ever heard That bloke is a grown man who took 40k for 2 weeks “work”. Signed up to a show about lying and then essentially threw his toys out the pram when he had to lie #CelebrityTraitors
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I'd absolutely take relegation tomorrow if they sold up and we rebuilt from nothing. Feels like the only way now.
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"Divorced dads refusing to pay child support... Assemble"
The Labour Government thought they could stop the movement by jailing Danny Tommo. Think again. The Patriot Platform met up again today and sent a clear message to Labour and the whole establishment. Numbers have DOUBLED since the politically motivated imprisonment of Danny, and it's all systems GO!
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Replying to @ManCity
Release the files.
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This is the sort of person saying they can’t get a job because some foreign bloke took it…
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Replying to @utdreport
When this cunts generation is finally rotting in the ground we might make progress in the world.
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Tommy Robinson Give me your money I'll DEFINITELY pass it on to families that need it Five minutes later:
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Nothing like wearing a balaclava to hide your identity then posting on your own social media account. 😂
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The right: 'Ban the burqa' Also the right: 'Buy a balaclava' 🤷
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i could’ve been paid??
Apparently people being paid £50 to trash Nigel online. Sad nobodies 🤮
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Putin.
Three guesses who I voted for!
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I’ve travelled all over the world. I’m fortunate to have done so. When I’m abroad I have had text alerts to risk. Nobody started losing their fucking minds over it. They appreciate the heads up. Honestly, it’s like living in a country with toddlers. Grow the fuck up.
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Your phone beeps, buzzes, and demands your attention 97 other times a day. We are not seriously doing discourse because it went beep a bit to dish out an important reminder when there are undoubtedly idiots out there who need it. Grow up.
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The concept of alcohol is actually crazy. You drink something that tastes bad just to feel good for a little while, then end up feeling worse later.
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UEFA statement on The Times article: ⬇️
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I don’t know but this 2026 World Cup recap is actually pretty funny. 😁
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(Current) Douche
(Former) Trillionaire
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