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Replying to @AbdulElSayed
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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This was the moment Barack Obama broke Donald Trump. It was so bad that Trump has not experienced one second of joy since then.
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Probably because it’s a landline….
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Replying to @HQNewsNow
MAGA: "(fake crying) The elitist Obama was making fun of people that eat at the Cheesecake Factory!" Billionaire Trump: "You broke MAGA losers couldn't afford a hamburger at my private club." *MAGA cheer*
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Not sure where *this* weird revisionism is coming from. Most people said and thought they were bad. They are!
As an older millennial that was a teenager for these movies, I do not remember anybody saying the prequels sucked at the time. That was social media revisionism by nerdy edgelords on social media 10 years later. Episode I is a masterpiece (and Empire is still my favorite)
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Conservatives will say that liberals have Trump Derangement Syndrome for posting about blatant corruption and then drive 40 minutes to their nearest big city galleria mall to pull up to the Cheesecake Factory for a selfie to protest a random Barack Obama joke they misunderstood.
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I feel more people should be discussing Pauline Hanson suing over a satirical song about her back in 1997 and 2003. @PPantsdown (Simon Hunt) released a song, 'I'm A Backdoor Man' that arranged Hanson soundbites to have her saying . . . 'I'm very proud that I'm not natural. I'm a backdoor man for the Ku Klux Klan' and 'I'm a very caring potato', among other words of wisdom. Interestingly, Hanson's so-called support of satire escaped her and through her lawyers, she lodged defamation proceedings in the QLD courts, arguing the satire was injurious and defamatory and the lyrics and audio imputations falsely portrayed her as: • a homosexual, a transvestite/man, or a prostitute • engaging in unnatural sexual practices or pedophilia • associating with the Ku Klux Klan • being a subhuman or a "caring potato" (please try to read that with a straight face) The proceedings resulted in the granting of an injunction in Pauline Hanson's favour restraining the continued publication of the satirical material. After remaining legally dormant for roughly five years, Hanson reactivated the existing defamation case in the Supreme Court of Queensland in mid-2003. Legal analysts and media noted that Hanson revived the lawsuit specifically around the same time she was facing high-profile criminal charges and prison time for electoral fraud. Anywhoo, it seems Pauline Hanson and her team of bald men are very happy to cruelly and sadistically mock others, especially women with disabilities, but when it comes to mocking Pauline, that so-called sense of humour suddenly vaporises. .
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The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao
Zohran Mamdani jumps into NYC pool to kick off summer tradition - while violating dress code rules trib.al/IAWnZtX
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The attempt to arugula-ize Obama’s Cheesecake Factory comment is actually insane. The reason the joke landed is precisely *because* it was relatable to folks who go to the Cheesecake Factory. Elitism woulda been him referring to French Laundry as if everyone goes there. Just because conservative media elites are too dumb to get the joke doesn’t mean it was a bad joke. It just means they are dumb.
Moynihan on Obama’s Cheesecake Factory Comment: It struck me as how elitist he and the party that he continues to lead has become. It felt very reminiscent of the guns and religion. You are jabbing the people you’re trying to win over.
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“By the end, Charlie Kirk was leaning to the left- he lost that gun control debate by a long shot” it’s perfect. Sublime. Every word is in exactly the right place, to move one would be to tear down the harmony. These… are first drafts?
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Replying to @asclepiasyriaca
I encourage all Trump supporters to emulate Trump and announce which co-worker has the best ass at the company meeting, preferably one which has HR, the CEO, or media in attendance.
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Imagine if you stood up at work and said “You know who has one hell of a beautiful ass? It’s Carol from accounting. Stand up Carol! Show them your ass!” You’d be fired within the hour but the president gets a pass because everyone has accepted the fact that he’s a scumbag.
Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.
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Trump to Nikki Minaj about 4 minutes ago…
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El wey que no es "ni izquierda ni derecha" cuando gana la izquierda:
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Not sure my Dad fought in Vietnam to have "patriots" dragging the flag through the mud🫤
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How cute, the organiser brought his own hitler impersonator to the Adelaide RWNJ rally today. So lovely. The impersonator also launched his campaign for @CityofProspect council.
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Imagine telling her she has to set up multi-factor authentication.
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Attire for formal holiday dinner at Cheesecake Factory tonight: Black Van Heusen Outlet button-up shirt, Red Van Heusen Outlet tie, black jeans, white LA Gears, white dinner jacket, wraparound Oakleys, and 10 pumps of McGraw Southern Blend.
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