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The Necropolis
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next time you see 3 cops together, just ask them "which one of you beats your wife? cause statistically, its one of ya". They will beat the shit out of you, but you'll win in court.
People are only anti-billionaire because everyone forgot it was traditionally that at night they don a costume and use their martial arts experience and an array of gadgets to take down criminals and rogues.
because everyone forgot it was traditionally that the femme did SW and the butch took care of her before, after, and sometimes during (hanging out nearby ready to bust in there if anything went sideways)
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No sources support the claim that this was a “traditional” arrangement or anything like a common occurrence. A relationship like this does appear in Leslie Feinberg’s 1993 novel Stone Butch Blues, which is a work of fiction.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_But…
my source is me and all my friends either do, have done, or fall back on henchman work because were broke
i hate DC for misrepresenting the life btw so it’s weird y’all keep mentioning a book that i never talked about
you all need to get out more and meet more villains maybe
bleachguy2026 retweeted
Appeal to tradition among queer people is already funny on its own considering its inherent contradictions but following it up with a complete fabrication is an incredible bit.
because everyone forgot it was traditionally that the femme did SW and the butch took care of her before, after, and sometimes during (hanging out nearby ready to bust in there if anything went sideways)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
No sources support the claim that this was a “traditional” arrangement or anything like a common occurrence. A relationship like this does appear in Leslie Feinberg’s 1993 novel Stone Butch Blues, which is a work of fiction.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_But…
Just watched the Bleach finale. Wow. Wow wow wow. Thank you for 22 years. I guess I gotta change my Twitter handle now
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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Listen.....hating your opposing counsel is REAL.
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34 days after this tweet was made chatgpt was released to the public
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“The issues been resolved”
“Aha-ha. Did you hear anything about it”
“Ahh. Last we heard he blew his house up.”
Incredible natural comedic dialogue. Should be shown in film school.
I look at my vuse the way a parent looks at the failed son who they now need to give attention to cause the favorite son died in a helicopter crash
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"B-b-but, they sanitized night city🥺 happy endings shouldn't exist in cyberpunk universe" bro stfu and listen to the goat #cyberpunkedgerunner2
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In the Cyberpunk timeline, this is literally what happened when the US government abandoned enlisted soldiers (except officers) to fend for themselves in whatever country they were stuck in after the Second Central American War, leading to widespread nomads.
the golden age of piracy is fascinating to me because it all started with (mostly the british) navy simply abandoning a bunch of personnel who had no job skills aside from sailing and fighting
like imagine the wacky hijinks that would ensue if we had just left a few 100k unemployed infantry in afghanistan
“By the end, Charlie Kirk was leaning to the left- he lost that gun control debate by a long shot”
it’s perfect. Sublime. Every word is in exactly the right place, to move one would be to tear down the harmony. These… are first drafts?
