Hey hey it's Des with the Mess. Just here for da memes tbh

Joined May 2022
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how it feels to ignore the horny
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I.Am.Herr🍃🥀 retweeted
Begging November 4th to get here so we can finally be free of these fuck ass politician ads and text messages
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I.Am.Herr🍃🥀 retweeted
The messy witches watching an innocent girl getting burned at the stake in the 16th century
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I.Am.Herr🍃🥀 retweeted
Waking up every morning, saying “I can’t keep living like this” & then continuing to live like that
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I.Am.Herr🍃🥀 retweeted
como realmente é quando alguém te mostra um vídeo sem graça que tem mais de 2 minutos de duração
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I.Am.Herr🍃🥀 retweeted
tried to stop my Instagram addiction by using twitter but now I'm addicted to twitter
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life is hard yall i just wanted some dick
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How that Rose be having me
this is FRYING me i’m sorry😭
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this is FRYING me i’m sorry😭
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I.Am.Herr🍃🥀 retweeted
Black Halloween is so funny. Cause why would you- LMAOAOAOAO
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She probably hella blunt and just let him be his geeky dorky self and the ass eating probably helps too 😭
I can’t prove it, but I know she eats his ass in the other room for him to be going this hard for her. 🫩
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I got my eye on this one boy. And I very rarely don't get what I want.
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when im too scared to ask for a hit and they ask if i want one
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I.Am.Herr🍃🥀 retweeted
u interact with 1 fucking tweet and twitter shows u EVERY variation of said tweet for the next 48 hours what is that about???
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how i feel on a daily basis
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I.Am.Herr🍃🥀 retweeted
I think one of the unfortunate things abt being accommodating is that ppl eventually stop recognizing your flexibility as something you're choosing to give them. It becomes the baseline for the relationship. Then the first time you prioritize yourself, you’re demonized
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I.Am.Herr🍃🥀 retweeted
Growing up autistic I’d see so many people breaking rules but I was a rule follower. The few times I’d break even the smallest rule I’d get in so much trouble and I genuinely never understood why it was okay for them to do it but not me? They hate us
You actually can't win if you're autistic btw. You try to socialize: they hate you. You keep to yourself: they hate you. Like I'm sorry, I didn't choose having to work. I thought I was doing you guys a favor by making it easy to ignore me, but I guess that's wrong, too
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sucking dick so fun I wish men were good people
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Hi I’m Finn.~ You’ve doom scrolled your way to my art. 👹
Hi I’m Lindsey ! You’ve doom scrolled your way my art. Enjoy 😊
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I.Am.Herr🍃🥀 retweeted
She BODIED all of the cast.
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