East Bay Ca born and raised now baking in the Phx East Valley desert. Old tweets deleted periodically. Cover art from https://xitter.cf/t.co/HSTPVhO0xK

Arizona, USA
Joined February 2011
Scared the shit out of my cat yelling “Gooooooooo!!!!!”
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I presume this puts an end to the Great Cheesecake Factory Moral Panic of 2026?
Trump's affordability message: "You could even come to Mar-a-Lago. You'll be my guest. The problem is that for $5,000 the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that! No, don't go there. It's not a good place if you're price conscious."
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C'mon @MLBONFOX Show us the replay of that Yelich "swing".
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They are suddenly showing us every swing EXCEPT Yelich's.
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Well Alaskans...Trump just said you were too fucking stupid, directly to your face. Remember that when you vote. As he says, pretend he's on the ballot.
Trump says Alaska’s ballot is illegal because people don’t know what “incumbent” means
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This is just making more and more sense.
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Pain is having Mil -1.5 runs and Pratt pulling that. I'm not one of those assholes who will harass athletes but fuck if this isn't evidence that sports gambling isn't worth it.
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Cop sees man batter another man and just lets him walk. In case you wonder who the cops are backing.
This is the sixth protestor removed from President Trump’s rally in South Carolina - an attendee followed and knocked him on his head.
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Me...waiting to see what @BontaHill thinks of that kick.
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My favorite email whenever I get it. #VOTE
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I don't always pull for ex-Giants when they play for other teams, but Patrick Bailey is one I'll always pull for. Absolute beast behind the plate but understandably, he was a good case of "COS" (change of scenery). Batting .346 in the playoffs. Awesome. #foreverGiant
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Good night Dodgers. Enjoy that Ohtani home run. At least you were Twitter relevant for about an hour tonight.
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the brewers are better than the dodgers in every way, but most importantly, mentally
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There has been a massive reaction to a baseball player being paid 70 million a year (sure, 68 deferred) hitting his first home run in 2 months while the team is down 3-0 facing playoff elimination. Brought to you by Draftkings.
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While the GOP does NOTHING to prevent school shootings, something that LITERALLY KILLS OUR CHILDREN... ...they tell fantasies of your child going to school and being transitioned. Something that has never happened once. It's a disgraceful stain on our Country. RIP children.
At least four people murdered at an elementary school in Oregon. Three of them children. Three kids who should have come home to their families tonight. How many more of our babies have to die before Washington finally finds the courage to stand up to the gun lobby and put our children first?
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I finally got my Halloween Costume picked out. I'm going as Jake Bauers. Here it is in action...
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Representative James Talarico has never received treatment from Lindner Center of Hope.
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NJ insurance executive kills wife, daughter and himself in family's $1.7M mansion trib.al/QEUOQbL
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