TabCorp Industries™ Operative #5828 | Environmental Health & Safety Manager (Class 4) | Vat-Grown Biopolymer Flesh | Middle-Aged & Chronically Anxious |
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Joined March 2026
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Employee File: EHS-5828 – Reginald Whitaker
Biopolymer Flesh #2451.
Neural imprint: Middle Age + Anxious (no recalibration-budget cuts).
Assigned EHS after failing upward from QA.
Core directive: Spot hazards, file reports, ignore vat leaks. Talent: Non-compliant mug detection.
Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker retweeted
Attention HR! There will be free hot dogs at today's meeting. One per person.
📞nitter.gq/i/spaces/1rxmqqEqnjQxy
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Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker retweeted
THE WAIT IS OVER
THE LAB IS OPEN
BURN BRAINROTS > GET POINTS> CHANGE YOUR BRAINROTS
Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker retweeted
🚨RED ALERT 🚨
ASSET: KILL-BOT
ACQUIRED BY: @zumpeth
EXPENDITURE: 0.9204 ETH ($1,600)
Please keep this unit away from your standard biological staff.
Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker retweeted
VICTORY RAFFLE TIME 🧠
My meme video won the @brainrotproject meme contest, and one of the main actors behind that success has clearly been doing @Tabcorp_HR overtime.
Huge thanks to @nuclearsamurai , @atarigod , @tylersmom and the whole #Brainrot community for letting this soup be judged correctly.
So the rot now pays back into HR:
For the next 24 hours, the biggest @Tabcorp_HR floor sweeper wins one HR from me.
RULES:
1. Only HR buys after this post count.
2. Most HR floor buys in 24h wins. Quantity first, lowest total ETH spent in case of a tie.
3. Public / on-chain sales only.
4. Comment below the quantity -> I will check the sweep after the window closes.
5. Winner gets one CURATED HR character from me.
Taste the floor.
Taste the glory.
#BRAINROT #TabCorpHR #HumanResources #NFTs #CryptoArt #OnChainArt #Web3 #MemeContest #FloorSweep @TaborRobak
Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker retweeted
Took some of the @Tabcorp_HR boys rafting at the weekend, was epic fun, anyone seen @Caroni74164024?!
Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker retweeted
It looks like @beeple already claimed his @Tabcorp_HR Birthday Clown gift and they're partying together.
Looks like the best clown in the collection, to be fair. 🤡
Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker retweeted
Congratulations on reaching your 45th fiscal year.
Management has authorized one (1) Birthday Clown for your portfolio. Contact Tabcorp Legal to arrange the transfer.
nitter.gq/beeple/status/20685311…
Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker retweeted
I'm live at Basel Social Club and the installation looks amazing! It's 3x bigger in person!
Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker retweeted
First-ever auction for a Human Resources Killbot. Bids are already above $1,200 shortly after opening, so I'm very curious to see how this one ends up.
baselbehindbars.com/
The website is password-protected, so reach out in the @Tabcorp_HR Discord if you'd like access.
Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker retweeted
HIRING KILL-BOT 🤖
One of the 24 Killbots (#grails) is available during #Basel… and the offer window is only open during @ArtBasel.
There are also other Basel-exclusive opportunities available only during #BaselBehindBars.
Come with me if you want to bid.
👇
Learn more: baselbehindbars.com
🤫
Hasta la vista, underbidders.
#TabcorpHR #HumanResources #KillBot #NFTs #CryptoArt #OnChainArt #NFTCommunity #ArtBasel #ETH #Web3 #Grails #IllBeBack #HastaLaVistaBaby
First-ever auction for a Human Resources Killbot. Bids are already above $1,200 shortly after opening, so I'm very curious to see how this one ends up.
baselbehindbars.com/
The website is password-protected, so reach out in the @Tabcorp_HR Discord if you'd like access.
Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker retweeted
The so called artists. What do they actually do? Where is the UTILITY??
@Tabcorp_HR would benefit more from assigning @TaborRobak a Sweatshop Worker position. Maybe he’d do ok as a Fall Guy also…
Many people are saying the hack artist @taborrobak is a Total Fraud. Stealing our disposable employee files, printing them on fancy paper, and calling it a masterpiece. Very sad! The Failing Art Press eats it up because they are completely out of touch with what really goes on in the Tabcorp Prison. Very unfair to Management!
nitter.gq/TaborRobak/status/2067…
Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker retweeted
Many people are saying the hack artist @taborrobak is a Total Fraud. Stealing our disposable employee files, printing them on fancy paper, and calling it a masterpiece. Very sad! The Failing Art Press eats it up because they are completely out of touch with what really goes on in the Tabcorp Prison. Very unfair to Management!
nitter.gq/TaborRobak/status/2067…
So happy to be sharing Human Resources at Basel Social Club, and for the first time, offer an opportunity to acquire a physical artwork from the Tabcorp Treasury, courtesy of @Danae__io
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Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker retweeted
So happy to be sharing Human Resources at Basel Social Club, and for the first time, offer an opportunity to acquire a physical artwork from the Tabcorp Treasury, courtesy of @Danae__io
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Reginald 'Reg' Whitaker retweeted
Uhhhh where is everyone at @ArtBasel ??
I can’t find @Tabcorp_HR
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