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“Amat Victoria Curam” #MUFC #unbothered

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Joined April 2013
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When the sun rises, you don’t need to tell people. It is what it is.
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Some raw truth here!!! 😂😂
说句真话,你们也别装纯:要真想操到熟透的少妇,就得老老实实去上班。办公室里那些结了婚、奶子软、逼还紧的少妇,才是最好下手的。天天见面、一起加班、互相发骚,比外面那些假正经的货色容易多了。我一个朋友在事业编后勤单位,成天跟一群已婚女人混。一年时间,硬是把4个少妇都操穿了。有的在茶水间站着干,有的加班完直接在办公室沙发上骑,有的被他摸到湿透还装矜持,最后全跪着求他射里面。一个个都叫得浪,水多得能淹死人,操完还要他下次再来。别再做梦去酒吧勾搭了,那都是垃圾。所以想操少妇真的还是上班稳当,办公室纯纯就是人妻聚集地!
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Glorious! 😂😂
He even WALKED ON AIR bro 😭😭😭
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Marraige is mostly an emotional decision for men. For women it is a logically pragmatic decision. Between the two it's easy to know who the idiot is.
The truth is that most men marry you to protect you. Most of my guys married their babes out of pity, let it not be that they wasted their time and abandoned them washed and unwanted at 30+. Some men marry you to freely empower you under the title of "wife". This is the truth.
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Very hard lessons will be learnt, she filled a restraining order on the stubborn clown 😂
Your wife is a proud feminist who has never believed in the ideology of a woman submitting to a man’s authority and you still brought her abroad from Nigeria. Now, you’ve been told by the police not to come within a square mile of your own house or kids for the next 6 months just because you insist on bringing your younger sister over. 🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️
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I have been looking for this video. Before Dan Shagamu was assassinated and beheaded, he made a video begging for his life, that assassins which he alleged as Izala sect members were trailing him and asking the government to protect him. He was later ambushed and killed. This is why we are raising alarms about SarkinFoto, Mufti Iwo and those who think like him in Yorubaland. Nobody is safe!
This is him calling on Kano government to come to his rescue that izala people want to kill him, after some week, he was beheaded in his house. T
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Get out of here with your smelly tots.
Women are deities. It’s better to pay an OS for sex than to deceive a woman just to have sex with her. If she curses you, you will pay dearly. A woman’s p*ssy is a shrine. Don’t think you can mess with every woman & go scot-free. Stop lying to women just to get into their pants
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Tuesday- PSG beat Barcelona. Sunday- Real Madrid beat Barcelona. Sunday- Lamine yamal lose the ballon d'or. Wednesday- Ronaldo wins the B.O.A.T award. Overfeeding wants to kee me.
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This is the type of woman to gradually kill her husband after marriage, I’ve heard stories of how her kind put micro dosing of poison in their husbands meal and before you know it a couple years down the line later he’s dead and gone.
Men! once you get married, please write your will. Death doesn’t have a timetable. Don’t allow your wife and kids suffer Biko. No detail is too small to leave out. Enough is enough. I can’t believe we’re still having this conversation in 2026.
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Like wining a jackpot! 😂😂😂
+234 girls after realizing u’re a rich simp with zero dating experience
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Dear men, the nonsense mindset of his money is our money, Her money is her money has to stop. Bills have to be split You are scared if you do that she might lose your respect as a man Bro, if she disrespect u, warn her If she continues, send her to her papa house
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
2008 Ronaldo was a beast 👹 #BallonDor
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Earned not stolen, the greatest of all time!!! CR7
Cristiano Ronaldo's 2008 Ballon d'Or win has been voted the 'Ballon d'Or of All Time' ahead of Lionel Messi in 2012.🏆
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Good morning, bro! How are you doing? Please, I have one genuine question for you. Why did you choose to attend a Kuffar university instead of enrolling at Ya Kaboom School of Terror and Bombology? 🤔
🚨 Officially pursing my MBA at the University of Sunderland. A beginning of something great!
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Well deserved!
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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That savior mindset will ruin lots of you foolish men. Y’all better unlearn that nonsense!
HEARTBREAK: Man left stranded after selling his share of family land to send wife to the UK, only for her to bring her brother over after 5 years and offer to refund his bride price
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You call us kafirs but you want to live among us. Call is infedals but want to rule over us instead of separating. Muslims are hypocrites 😌
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I don’t understand men who keep pursuing women who clearly don’t like them. Even if you win, look what you’ve won. Someone you had to beg, and that is going to be the nature of the relationship, you begging for everything
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All this shalaye, just add price and be proud of your hustle. We don’t call you lame women losers enough.
I just need a man I actually like to go out with this November/December. Dates, PDA and all that good stuff… abeg be very comfortable financially Biko. I am not asking for too much 🙄
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Instead of a job right, typical prostitute, all of you are kuku selling lately.
One needs like 4 boyfriends in this economy
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If you were born in the South East and want to die young, subscribe to this starter pack: 1. Spot an unemployed lady from a poor family. 2. Confirm she just wants a provision shop. No ambition beyond that. 3. Marry her bcoz she carry ihuka, azuka, she sabi do, she sabi cook. 4. Mistake entitlement from her & family for love and financial dependence for loyalty. 5. Surrender your marriage to her pastor & parents and let the church run your home. 6. Have another child every 1-2 years, whether you can afford it or not. 7. Carry every financial burden in silence whilepretending all is well. Nwanne m, by 50, you will look 80. Makachi by 60, you don go!
A woman loses her cool at a funeral in Imo State as gender imbalance in mortality rate rocks the state and other States in the South East Nigeria. According to the woman: 8 out of 10 obituaries in the Southeast are men due to prevailing financial burdens and domestic toxicity they have to deal with on daily, often caused by their wives. She further stated, “He's my elder brother” 😂 😂 No wonder, they always understand when it's their own blood related ones. Wicked things!
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