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“Mo money, Mo problems” -Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels

Baltimore MD
Joined September 2019
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Hello friends how are you all? Personally I’m terrified of heights.
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Not gonna lie learning to think like this saves you so much strife
i love people like this so much my husband is exactly like this and i think it’s probably the biggest reason i married him
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Amable recordatorio de que Pochita era el que andaba proyectándole esas cosas a Denji, ósea que el que le andaba haciendo ojitos a ángel era EL.
We’ve never seen Power look this beautiful anywhere else except in Denji dream
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its crazy how moral orel started out as "stop motion christian south park" and ended as one of the best cartoons ever created
We close out as we started, with the song 'No Children' by the @mountain_goats and atp I think it's synonymous with Moral Orel
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Sold a table and my husband and the husband who picked it up were joking about how women make these deals but they have to do all the actual labour. Ladies we cannot let them gain class consciousness
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Chad was a hated demonic figure in Early Incel, but developed into a neutral deity in Middle Incel and entered the pantheon of Late Incel
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this has already been discussed thoroughly
Actual results aside, it does not seem healthy for a country to swing to radically every two years. Horrendous for any long-term policy.
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I don't get hot under the collar about this stuff. If you want to hate whitey, go for it. But if you live by the sword you've gotta die by the sword. Be Azealia Banks. Let's see this lady keep her shit together listening to a Nick Fuentes rant. If s she can't, she's a crybully.
My take is that you shouldn’t destroy your career with an insane racist rant to impress strangers on the internet. Head of Product at @StubHub. $400k job down the drain to impress the worst guy on the internet.
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ethically non-binary but unethically non-monogamous #ILoveCheating
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Forgot they were both on msnbc at the same time. Whole different universe man.
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I know this is now well-observed by everyone but this show really did express everything small and cruel and mean about millennials
"No, no te voy a dar un cierre. No te lo mereces. Tienes que vivir con la cagada que hiciste por el resto de tu vida. Tienes que saber que nunca jamás estará bien." - Herb Kazzaz
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The truth nuke that people are not ready for is that there is a massive human capital exodus on the right. When an intelligent young White guy says that starting a war with Iran was a bad idea they get accused of “trooning out” by social climbers known as the For You Page right.
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man the younger members of ET have no idea how big of a dopamine boost this is for people who were On Here way before
VoteHub projects Richard Ojeda to win the North Carolina U.S. House District 9 election.
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OMG Richard Ojeda, of WEST VIRGINIA eight years back, is now in North Carolina and winning a seat in Congress People in ET back in 2018 know this man well. He's a character and a half! LOVEEEE THIS
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This is the belated victory of the Bernie 2016 campaign.
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The Republican Party in Maryland is dead.
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Cyberpunk is literally supposed to be a doomer setting where the bourgeoisie won forever. They wiped out all birds so you have to buy their fake meat products, they make it so if you try to have a home garden your entire block looses the ability to get groceries.
My biggest problem with cyberpunk 2077 so far that isnt the fact its terrible at being a role playing game is that it lacks any socialist or communist movements. That will always be the flaw in western made media that critiques the flaws of capitalism. It will never actually
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Last night, we proved everyone wrong and did what every pundit, and forecaster said was impossible. Thank you to everyone who believed. We did it. Now let’s get to work!
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This is apparently the moment that Rep.-elect Richard Ojeda learned that he had unseated NRCC chairman Richard Hudson (posted by Ojeda’s daughter on TikTok)
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Schumer literally saved his ass. Sent that man A BAG and dispatched Barack Obama to help him win that race. Abdul gonna get in line and dance with the people who got him to the party.
abdul el-sayed and chuck schumer meeting in the senate in two months
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Everyone always talks about how crazy hyper-partisanship is now but on a pure rhetorical basis it’s actually very mild compared with the way that old school southern democrats like Ann Richards or James Carville talk. The way Richards talks about “Republicans” with open, colorful contempt and actually made total sense in the environment she grew up in. Texas (and most southern states) were like 100% Democrat run for 100 years. I had a greatest generation relative who went to her grave THIS YEAR having never voted for a single Republican in her entire life despite being a white southerner who casually used the n-word as a synonym for “black person,” until like, idk, the early 2010s?
Here's your crash course in Ann Richards🕊 (1933-2006) It's a long one but every second is worth the watch. She was brassy, ballsy and a Democrat's Democrat and if you close out all the noise and ask yourself which candidate to evokes that same fire and tenacity it is @JasmineForUS. #TXsen
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