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A wise man once said "this is Nigeria, anything you see, take it like that"
THIS IS NIGERIA
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Don’t be unfortunate!
🇯🇵 🆚 🇳🇬
#U17WWC Final
🗓️ 07/11/2026
📍Rabat, Morocco
📺: fifaapp.onelink.me/nxRf/exed…
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if you watched this game and you don’t believe in your mind that ronaldo was going to score this free kick after all that aura farming then you’re not a true believer
Some people would say this is cap but if you were truly there and watched this game from start to finish and experienced the craziness in that match for yourself, you’d really understand.
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I AGREE to this
One last thing @Cristiano please don't agree to a useless farewell match, you honestly don't need it.
Or maybe you can attend as a special guest and sit in the stands to watch them play for you.
Please, you have tried, enjoy your international retirement ❤️
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Bro swear say you enjoy this song
They said I'm washed, so I dropped this ? Watch am finish before you type. [LILO dance video]
youtube.com/watch?v=T779X7UA…
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It was even a random La Liga game. We lost a real one mehn.. Keep resting, soldier 🤍🕊
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"I send her money to buy a hot dress and she reciprocates by wearing it. I arrange a date for us and she reciprocates by showing up"
God, Nigerian women are so blessed😭😭😭
I learnt this at some point in my relationship and It helped me a lot men....
I love seeing her in hot dresses, and when I see anyone I like on IG, I usually tell her I wanna see her in it and then I send her cash for it, end of the day, she wears it and we both happy.
Same goes for dinners, I set up a schedule for our dates, no matter how life gets, we have time to spend with each other.
And the list goes on, realising that women reciprocate energy has really given me a peaceful relationship in life, long may it continue 🙏🏿
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Barely a day after Atiku’s Sokoto campaign flag-off. The timing is just too convenient to ignore.
BREAKING: Court sacks Mark-led ADC leadership, nullifies Atiku’s 2027 presidential nomination
A federal high court in Abuja has nullified the leadership of the African Democratic Congress (ADC) led by David Mark.
In a judgment delivered on Thursday,
Peter Lifu, presiding judge, declared the Mark-led caretaker committee illegal, ruling in favour of Nafiu Bala Gombe, a former national deputy chairman (north-east) of the party.
thecable.ng/breaking-court-s…
"when you spoil a woman, she doesn't think you are special, she thinks she is special."
There’s this guy who has been asking my colleague out. He owns a small restaurant on the Island, and every day by 12pm, he sends his dispatch rider to bring lunch for her.
When I say lunch, I don’t mean small chops o. I’m talking correct stir-fry pasta, hot party jollof, sometimes assorted pepper soup with rice, etc. He literally made a food menu for her. So by 11am, she’s already anticipating correct food by 12pm.
One of my colleagues jokingly said, “I hope you’re dating this man o, because he’s really intentional about you.”
This babe opened her mouth and said, “Dating who? I can’t date him o. He’s not my type. I just love the food, so let me keep giving him false hope.”
Yesterday, the man didn’t send lunch, so we were curious. We noticed she kept checking her phone every minute, waiting for the dispatch rider’s call.
By 2pm, she called the man to find out why he hadn’t sent food. The guy told her to give him a response, yes or no, on whether she was going to date him so he could channel his time and attention elsewhere.
This babe started shouting, “So because of your rubbish food that you bring every day, you’re giving me an ultimatum to choose whether I’ll date you or not?”
Before she could complete the sentence, the guy hung up on her. 😂😂😂
Her eyes were looking red. Everybody in the office was just laughing at her.
She thinks she’s Miss Universe. Glad the guy finally knows his worth.
You don’t want to date somebody, but you love eating his food. 😂
My gender!
So we need to be careful and note that we cannot say something is right because people have done it in the past. Also, none of these led to death. The death is what changed the dynamics of the whole conversation
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In all honesty, the political relationship between Rabiu Kwankwaso and Peter Obi should be viewed as that of political colleagues, not a principal and a subordinate.
If we are assessing political experience, Sen. Kwankwaso arguably has a much longer and more distinguished political résumé than Peter Obi. His decision to accept a deputy position under Obi should be seen as an expression of political humility.
Long before Peter Obi became a figure in national politics, Kwankwaso had already served as Deputy Speaker of the House of Representatives. He went on to serve two terms as Governor of Kano State, Nigeria’s most populous and politically influential state, and as a Minister of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Peter Obi, by contrast, is only a former Governor of Anambra State.








































