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Burnley, England
Joined February 2009
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For last 24 hours I’ve seen footage of horrific scenes from Gaza, just absolute human misery. Yet..it’s not there on any news outlet’s home pages, not discussed on our witless political shows. We’re just going to ignore it? Is that the plan?
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I love how every single Labour policy now is just an authoritarian tantrum at the public for not letting them do Digital ID
🚨 NEW: The Government is set to ban under-16s from eBay, Vinted and Depop over fears their messaging features allow adults to groom children
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Bunny Shaw x Lauren Hemp 2026/27 #BarclaysWSL Stats: ▪️Bunny Shaw: ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🅰️ ▪️Lauren Hemp: ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️ Continuing to terrify defences. 🔥
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We’re being fed good 😋
Season 2 and Season 3 of ‘HEATED RIVALRY’ are being filmed back-to-back. A standalone film focused on Scott & Kip is also planned for a theatrical release in December 2027. (Source: Deadline)
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I just swept this out from under my fridge
People buying the skims advent calendar for $150 just to get this has me rolling on the floor
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Guehi and/or Donnarumma will see to that
🚨❌ OFFICIAL: Nottingham Forest have yet to score a single goal at home this season! 📉
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For a country that just had to give thousands of people early release bc of overcrowding and a court case backlog of 81k (including cases of actual sexual violence that often carry the longest wait time) this is one majorly counterproductive move 😵‍💫
Repeal the porn laws 🌽 My leader for @TheEconomist
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She needs to be recalled. She has admitted she has no idea how the law she wrote herself, that affects us all, will be applied because she didn’t consult lawyers or experts before putting it forward and voting on it. Flagrant incompetence and abuse of her position.
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About last night 🩵
🤖 Made with AI
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The fundamental difference between the British government’s response to Ukraine vs its response to Palestine is just so blatantly hypocritical and racist, I genuinely don’t understand how they dont spontaneously implode from the sheer force of the contradiction.
Proud to announce that students in England will be able to study Ukrainian at GCSE. It’s a chance for pupils to explore Ukraine’s rich culture and history and, for the Ukrainian community to remain connected to their heritage. This is another step in our enduring support for Ukraine as part of the 100 Year Partnership 🇺🇦🇬🇧
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You have to be joking. There is absolutely no way Abdul El-Sayed would have been allowed to stand as a Labour MP - and most likely would have been kicked out of the Party years ago. The Labour Party blocked Faiza Shaheen standing as a candidate for sharing a skit by Jon Stewart and talking about her own experience of Islamophobia.
When you vilify, smear and demonise good people who refuse to let your hate define them, other good people don't stand by. They stand up and vote for hope over fear. Congratulations @AbdulElSayed 🎉
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she heard there was gonna be lines
Nicki Minaj made a surprise appearance outside a polling station at Pinkerton Academy in Derry, New Hampshire.
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Replying to @CDTOficial
Sending our sincere condolences to Jesús' family, friends and everyone at @CDTOficial at this incredibly difficult time. 🩵
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So sad. You’d like to think that no player sets out to cause harm like this and I doubt the keeper did, but I don’t know how you make that move and expect anything else. Feel for everyone involved, RIP 🕊️
⚫️ | Jesús de Miguel, jugador del Tenerife, ha fallecido tras no poder superar las graves consecuencias del episodio sufrido ante el Andorra. Nuestro más sentido pésame a sus familiares, amigos, compañeros y a toda la familia blanquiazul 🕊️ Descansa en paz, Jesús
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“Face-sitting without obstructing breathing is unlikely to be prohibited.” You should be making my rent affordable. You should be providing me opportunities for my future. Instead you’re dictating whether I can record bush on my face
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in the uk you have to declare unwavering support for israel or you dont get your bins collected
🚨 NEW: Labour has pulled out of 11 council coalition agreements with the Green Party after they refused to condemn the "Zionism is racism" policy Coventry City Council West Suffolk Council Derbyshire Dales District Council Sheffield City Council Warwick District Council West Devon Borough Council Arun District Council Havant Borough Council Lewes District Council Stafford Borough Council Wealden District Council
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Welfare as a % of GDP has been stable for the last 45 years. I would like a definitive answer about what these people think isn't working that acknowledges this basic fact.
“We will bring the benefits bill down” Chancellor John Healey says the welfare system is “not working” and that the “overall bill will come down under Labour” #BBCLauraK bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001bv0…
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No Nut November? In this economy? 😵‍💫
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Hempo and Aoba won at costumes, everyone else can pack it up and go home.
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I pray that we get a Hemp extension locked in asap. Cannot go through the emotional rollercoaster that we went through with Bunny 😩
10 - Khadija Shaw (9 goals & 1 assist) and Lauren Hemp (5 & 5) are the first pair of teammates to reach 10 goal involvements in a team's opening eight games of a WSL season since Chelsea's Sam Kerr and Fran Kirby in 2021-22. Unison. #OptaOnWSL
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