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—That Mesopotamian Show

Q: If Ted Cruz were a new beverage, what would it be named? A: Cancun Cola

Q: Where does George Santos get his sweaters? A: The Credibility Gap

Q: What’s the name of this band? A: A Frock of Seagulls

#CannibalismRomCom @StephenKing 10 Things I Ate About You Pretty, Tasty Woman Boneless in Seattle

#InflationSizedConfections One Musketeer @rockskimmer

For barbers… Make it Hairbnb @rockskimmer

#CheezItExperiments @tacobell’s “Mini Cheez-It Tostada” conveyor belt that delivers your Taco Bell 🔔 order directly into your mouth at the drive-up window without all of that wasteful, costly packaging.

#NextSCOTUSOutrage Supermarkets prohibited from selling fertilized eggs for human consumption because that would kill the chicken fetuses before they could grow large enough to be monetized by the Poultry-Industrial Complex controlled by the supermarkets. #ClarenceThomasLogic

The Wicked Witch is paying a hefty per diem, what with there being a flying monkey labor shortage and all.

Eau De Treason

A domestic supply of infants collected from firehouse doorsteps?

Lil’ 4 Seezons

“The Real Ex-Wife of Gavin Newsom” #REWOGN

Hungry Hungry Hiphole?

Cat’s always make that face when licking their butt, so… either Bill Barr is secretly a cat or he has a fetish for kissing cats on the mouth?

Posing at a photo shoot for a print ad for the new Trump-branded shampoo, “Gee, You’re Hair Smells Like Treason.”

“The Joy of Incontinence: The Rudy Giuliani Story”

My drone needs a compass and a competent pilot.