FastLaugh

From all appearances, I am a functioning member of society. I hold an advanced degree in my field. I can throw a Frisbee pretty far and cook a few different dishes without assistance. However, I have once again just tried to rub my eyelids through glasses I’ve worn for decades.

The lights in his dingy office were off, door was ajar. No sound, save the faint scurry of roaches along the baseboards. Those weren’t the bugs he was afraid of. They were smaller. And they weren’t bugs. The empty hydro bottle in his hand understood, but he didn’t. #FailedNoir

The city’s streets were dark and empty. There was an eeriness about. I shuffled up the sidewalk, shadow to shadow. Out of an alley, a masked man lurched, leered suspiciously at me, kept his distance. I called out in his direction, “Hey, way to go, fella! Stay safe!” #FailedNoir