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Chicago, IL
Joined October 2020
Gordy retweeted
The @Cubs absolutely crush 💪 All 9 homers from tonight's big win at Wrigley Field!
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I walk past my husband’s office. He is staring at his dual monitors, both with different maps pulled up. He is pensive. Suddenly he rapidly types something; one map zooms in on a blurry patch of brown. “Exactly what I thought,” he murmurs. He opens a new tab, and types, “maps.”
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“I highly recommend these gloves to anybody that’s looking for a utility they can use that is conducive to not leading to lawsuits.” motherjones.com/politics/202…
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Gordy retweeted
Lee Corso retired at the perfect time
"You really got some strong lyrics and sent some really good messages. ... Can you maybe do some on GameDay?" @KirkHerbstreit wants to see @PatMcafeeshow perform his music on College GameDay this season 👀
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Learning what the fourth out rule is
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🚨FOURTH OUT MISTAKE!!!🚨 NO WAY!!! @RedSox at @BlueJays and in the 7th Boston has first and third and one out. Ceddanne Rafaela hits a fly to center and both runners forget there was one out and just ran without tagging up. After the ball was caught, the Blue Jays threw the ball in and doubled off the runner at first, for an inning ending double play. Since the runner from third scored BEFORE the third out, the run counts because this is not a force, but a timing play. What Toronto SHOULD have done is after the out at first, they legally could have thrown to third and appealed that that runner left early. This would have been the elusive FOURTH OUT and this would have replaced the third out and nullified the run. Once all the infielders crossed the foul line, the ability to appeal the play was lost, and once that happened, the run was officially counted. #DieryWater #BlueJays50
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My dream weekend day: - Fly to Dallas Ft Worth Airport - Get a rental car and drive 90 minutes to a suburb - Find a random slop bowl place - Eat a delicious slop bowl out in the unshaded parking lot while it's 105 degrees out - Enjoy the soulless slop suburban sprawl while I eat slop
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When World Cup winner Ferran Torres scored an incredible hat-trick for @ManCity against Newcastle! 😯
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9:07 a.m. S train- No hats on the shuttle
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maybe the biggest jump in baseball history
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(Throwing up white foam) My foam !
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Gordy retweeted
Pete Crow-Armstrong of the @Cubs is one of three players in MLB history to have a month with: .375+ batting average .775+ slugging pct 80+ total bases 15+ walks 10+ home runs 5+ stolen bases The others are Babe Ruth (June 1920, July 1920, May 1930) and Lou Gehrig (June 1930).
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Culver’s here in Decatur, IL is closing at 2pm due to severe weather
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A moment Tottenham fans will never forget 🏆 #UELfinal | @SpursOfficial
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RT IF YOU SUPPORT A LONDON CLUB AND HAVE WON A EUROPEAN TROPHY
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Gordy retweeted
I got you
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• West Ham are desperately searching for a goal. • Ball goes into the box and defenders clear and it falls to Diouf. • Diouf hits a good in-swinger into the area hoping for a West Ham head to connect but Pope rises to gather. Commentator : “There’s hope and then there is Pope.
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the phrase "don't siege leningrad, take it immediately" popped into my head out of nowhere and i had to start frantically digging through my archives to find this absolute gem again
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