Rob (DakshotSZN) retweeted
These losses hurt so bad, man. We only get 17 of these a year, and you’re not even promised a healthy team for all 17. And right now, we’re relatively healthy, which makes this hurt even worse.
You spend the offseason convincing yourself things are changing. New players, changes to the coaching staff, even bringing in BT Jordan as an extra coach. You see Jerry taking swings. Dak shows up to camp in a Super Bowl shirt and names the offense Gotti. You look at the roster and think even our haters have to admit this team can compete for a championship.
Then the season starts, and you’re right where you’ve been for 30 years.
I go out of my way to watch this team every week. Spend hundreds of dollars on merch, tickets, and TV subscriptions. Find a way to watch during weddings, baby showers, whatever. And I’ve NEVER seen them play in an NFC Championship Game in my lifetime.
I don’t need anyone telling me how much worse other fans have it. I know. But that doesn’t make pouring this much time, money, and emotion into the same disappointment every year hurt any less.
When is enough enough?
Rob (DakshotSZN) retweeted
Tyler Guyton has become a star for the Dallas Cowboys detailed substack film breakdown for every clip in the cutups I’m going to post below
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Dak Prescott gets slandered weekly but I sit here and watch Matthew Stafford throw subs into triple coverage, throw gimmick passes to Puka, then he’ll have a game winning drive at the end and they’ll call him Gods greatest gift to man.
Rob (DakshotSZN) retweeted
Its time to start giving Ameer Speed real reps…
Stop with the roster politics, and let your best players play!!
Shoutout @PayMaji for this gem
Rob (DakshotSZN) retweeted
This play on the goal line was doomed from the start.
another loaded box, two guys on routes. This is where lack of confidence in pass protection really hurts us.
CeeDee has a quick out that Dak reads first due to the direction the play fake takes him. Covered. If he'd been able to keep his eyes middle he has Pickens right away on the inside move.
By the time he looks off CeeDee, Pickens has taken his route back outside but his defender plays it perfect.
We're going to keep finding it awfully hard to score in the red zone only sending two guys on routes
Rob (DakshotSZN) retweeted
Still shots are so manipulative. Desmond Watson cuts inside of Smith to Dak’s lane literally a millisecond after this.
Yes, Dak could’ve tried to convert. But this is the type of passive shit that lets other players get away with a simple pitch and catch.
The Cowboys offense is inordinately talented. They obviously have playmakers all over the place.
At a certain point though, the play-caller has to provide an advantage beyond the talent on the field. He has to win the chess match.
That isn't happening right now.
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Tonight the Atlanta Braves play an elimination game against the Philadelphia Phillies, and the man taking the ball first quit baseball to work at a 7-Eleven.
Ray Kerr went to Hug High School in Reno, a program that has won 27 games since 2008 and lost 245.
He had been to exactly one major league game in his life, a Giants and Athletics game in Oakland when he was 13.
He pitched two years at Mendocino College and went 3-7 with a 4.60 ERA.
So he quit. Went home to Reno. Took a job at the IMAX theater and a job at the 7-Eleven.
Here is how he describes it.
"I cleaned up a lot of popcorn. I said, I'm done cleaning up popcorn."
And the other one.
He "stocked the shelves in the cold fridge, listening to my music, kind of forgetting about baseball."
He thought that was the rest of his life.
Then a junior college coach named Eric Perry called him.
"Let's go back to school. Let's go to Lassen Community College. I still think you have baseball left in you."
Here is the part that matters most.
Somebody had to pay for that school, and Ray Kerr grew up in foster care. The woman who paid was his foster mother, Lisa McCarthy.
In his words.
"She's the one who gave me all these opportunities to go back to college, to pay for it if I actually wanted to."
He had to earn a 3.5 GPA to get in. He earned it. Then he went 7-4 with a 3.45 ERA over 91 innings.
That summer he pitched in Alaska against Division I hitters and put up a 1.11 ERA, and his fastball started doing something it had never done.
"I thought I could only throw maximum 92."
It kept climbing into the mid 90s.
The Seattle Mariners signed him as an undrafted free agent in August 2017. Four years later they traded him to the San Diego Padres, and in April 2022 he walked onto the mound at Petco Park and struck out Justin Turner, Max Muncy and Chris Taylor in order.
He called his foster mother first.
Then in June 2024, with the Atlanta Braves, he tore his elbow and needed Tommy John surgery.
Career over. Again.
They re-signed him on a minor league contract. He did not throw a major league pitch again until August 17 of this year.
Since that day he has a 1.47 ERA, and left handed hitters are batting .174 against him. Which is why he is getting the ball tonight with Kyle Schwarber and Bryce Harper due up in the first.
Now the honest part. He is an opener, not a traditional starter. He may face six hitters and hand it off. The Atlanta Braves are doing this because of matchups, not sentiment.
But a kid from a high school that loses 90 percent of its games, who stocked a cold fridge at a convenience store and figured that was it, is throwing the first pitch of a win or go home playoff game.
He is done cleaning up popcorn.
Rob (DakshotSZN) retweeted
Life in the NFL is crazy. Cooper Rush signed with the Falcons in late July to cash game checks doing that cushy clipboard holder QB3 job and now his Wikipedia says he’s Adolf Hitler
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Chris Sale is 37 years & 150 days old today
Only other pitchers since at least 1900 with a 10+ strikeout, no-walk shutout at that age or older:
2004 Randy Johnson
2001 Johnson (2)
1989 Nolan Ryan
1982 Steve Carlton
1913 Eddie Plank
1905 Cy Young (2)
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