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Gaming Enthusiast. I loooove talking about video games ouuughhh. Follow for video game yap. https://nitter.gq/t.co/oAnWzgnbLL

Joined April 2026
“If a game has a system that allows you to grind for money if that’s how you want to use your time, then why not just turn on the button that automatically removes that choice and just gives me the reward instantly?” Idk man you tell me
Replying to @AdriWindGB
if i can effectively have infinite money, why not just turn on an infinite rupees cheat code i'm not gonna do that but man i just don't understand this part of the design in Zelda games
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You could convince me this is all a psyop from Nintendo the way emulation is being tethered to AI dogshit on Twitter rn. The video game equivalent of those Stop Oil stunts.
For the past week ive seen the most pathetically annoying sniveling nerds insist that the Switch 2 exploit was a nothing burger and was slop. Because of that exploit, we are now getting Switch 2 emulation. If youre anti ai in 2026 youre anti progress and gaming
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Dude I just got a dm with this community note, who fucking cares? Oh no “Jinifer” saying “I love anal sex” wasn’t real? Wow man I’m shocked. The fucking Pointdexter who started describing gimmick accounts making funny Tweets as “engagement baiting” needs to be dunked in a toilet.
I love anal sex
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Hilarious that the second they try to take on America it immediately deflates because it’s the same two jokes they’ve been telling for like 20 years. Yeah man, school shootings, obesity. What else? Do you have anything else? What does the chef have that’s new?
L'américain qui est arrivé au lycée 30 min en retard
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How come every other McDonalds collab is some weird concept instead of just being a toy? I especially don’t understand these masturbatory, self-referential ones where it’s like “themed McDonalds packaging”. Would normal Minecraft and Pokemon toys not be better for everyone?
Leaked, First In hand look at Mcdonalds X Pokemon 2026 collab!
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Some people tried to warn everyone this would happen and were called bootlickers and shills so I really can’t feel too bad about any of this unfortunately. The Switch 2 will one day be one of the best jailbroken devices to own period. That day is NOT today.
oomf used one of them vibecoded jailbreaks on their switch 2 and now it won't turn on
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“I haven’t peed my diaper in a while—not since last week” -John Baby, 10 (Months)
from final fantasy resonance steam reviews, lol
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My first Gen was Gen 3 and I have never even once considered not doing a 6 Pokemon team, what the fuck do you mean generational divide???? You just play these games like an alien man 😭
Replying to @znnyboy
>trying to force a six mon team, spreading exp thin >fucking TWO mons in miltank and larvitar that have slow exp growth Hmm, I wonder what the issue is? Surely it's the game and not me
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Guy whose definition of a successful boycott is that the game “only” sells 5 million units in its first year and members of the staff that already got paid for it are arbitrarily laid off while Sony still profits from the game
Pretty good, actually. Yotei sold ~2 million less in the first year.
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Am I the only one who just assumed this was from one of the games?
Realizing this is made by an actual animator who’s gay and hates ai
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As someone who famously doesn't like Hollow Knight and thinks Hades is incredibly overrated, you have to be blind or out of your fucking mind to think that this shit looks like the average popular indie game. It looks more like the average $4 shovelware on the Nintendo eShop.
This is probably the best example of AI psychosis i have seen. This is the type of game all these indie game fans would absolutely gush over instantly but becuase the developer admitted relying on AI they instantly flip on it becuase they don't actually have any real opinions.
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For people who are always complaining about "woke DEI" they really do make the gayest memes known to man
- Layoffs at Sucker Punch - Death of Bioware - Death of 343 - Massive layoffs at Bungie - Death of Ninja Theory - Massive layoffs at Id Software - Double Fine flopping hard - Insomniac Studios ridiculed - Ubisoft in shambles - Wildlight entertainment DOA Should have left my games alone
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If only there was an uber successful and very high quality Pokemon game that released this year, maybe in March, that matters infinitely more than “Pokemon Unite shutting down”
As much as I love Pokemon I feel like the franchise as a whole is in a DIRE spot rn 😭 - Unite shutting down - Bank shutting down - PokeMas is a gacha game - PMD is DEAD - Mainline has deep-rooted issues - PoGo is microtransaction slop What do we have?? Pokemon Sleep???
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Fun fact: the enemy that drops the best sword in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night is named after this thing in the West
kids in the 80s really were like "yo bro the newest the shmoo episode was straight fire🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂✋✋"
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Its absurd that half a year later people are still pretending the 3DS game had more content than the Switch one. Like it just blatantly does not. I don't know how you convince yourself everything Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream added is of equal or lesser value than Concerts
its absurd this game removed all the things from tomadachi life 3ds that i liked and if you comment that the 85 dollar videogame has less content than the one before you're just ungrateful and shouldnt expect content updates for a singleplayer game
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Look man I get that part of One Piece's identity is that its been 30 years since it started but you can't be calling the beginning of the series "One Piece Live Action" influence, especially when they are literally remaking that shit as we speak
So it really was an OPLA collab but with an anime skin put over it. I'm so fucking tired of the live action having influence
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Really interesting read in theory but I do not trust PlayStation to give honest or accurate accounts of the PS3 and PS5 generations at all. These kinds of books should be written by a third party who isn’t afraid to mention the PS3’s initial failure or Concord.
400 pages of gaming history. PlayStation: The First 30 Years is available to order now, shipping in November: play.st/3Wdjffg
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Sending out my Talonflame against the Roserade and refusing to attack until it struggles to death just to teach this stupid fuck that having one move on his Pokemon for “the theme” isn’t cute
one of the worst instances of wasted potential in pokemon is tierno. in a gen where most of the rivals are pretty forgettable, his team being built around dancing moves was super cool - unfortunately he suffers from a modern problem i like to call "where the fuck are your moves"
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I did not sit through two weeks of Wolverine discourse or what feels like a lifetime of yellow paint discourse for us to pretend that the loss of friction is a Nintendo issue, especially when the Switch 2 has two racing games with higher skill ceilings than Crash Team Racing
The hard truth here is that most Nintendo games these days lack any friction that forces players to reach skill ceilings. They let you play like a dumbass & have a great time with it. So it's obviously a foreign concept when a game forces them to git gud to get the most out of it
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Very bold choice to call Western games “cookie cutter assembly line garbage” while showing me this gameplay as if I don’t have the eyes to see the video games they were inspired by to make the most boring and derivative action game possible
Ign China is quite blunt with the downfall of western games. As well as calling out western reviewers bias towards the success of Chinese titles such as Black Myth Wu Kong, with its Phantom Blade 0 review. #PhantomBladeZero
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