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i love magic i love wizards i just want to learn please send me spells and tomes im normal and Can be trusted with arcane power

DUNGEON OF WIZARD FREDERICK
Joined June 2024
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I’m like a chaser but for spellcasters
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Got denied the position of eunuch at my local Burger King
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Who else plotting to overthrow the king?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ β“˜ π™π™π™žπ™¨ π™ͺπ™¨π™šπ™§ 𝙝𝙖𝙨 π™—π™šπ™šπ™£ π™šπ™­π™šπ™˜π™ͺπ™©π™šπ™™ 𝙛𝙀𝙧 π™©π™§π™šπ™–π™¨π™€π™£
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I do not "dig" I do not "scratch" I do not " pick" pick at my butt. I MINE and if I dont strike gold, I do not stop.
I don’t β€œdig” in my butt. I have never β€œdug” in my butt.
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Gorla 🧌 retweeted
last night was a fable πŸ’”
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Killing my elf
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Gorla 🧌 retweeted
This bitch green
This is Innocent II he lives in a nest on my floodlights today I had to save him because he was dangling upside down in a spiderweb covered in his own poop
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My master hit me on the head with a wooden spoon wizards are so cool
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Gorla
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I leave her down there on purpose
HOW I #CLING TO @felixofinch’s ROBES #AT #TIMES!! SO THAT HE DOES NOT #LEAVE ME IN THE DUNGEON #BYMISTAKE…
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Replying to @GblinApprentice
Hmmm...
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@GblinApprentice a gift for you
This. Wizard. Is. The. Nastiest. Skank. Bitch. I. Have. Ever. Met. Do. Not. Trust. Him. He. Is. A. #FUGLY. #SLUT!
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you make a compelling argument unfortunately, i've depicted you as the soyblin, and myself as the skelechad
Replying to @thewondernat
YOU WOULDNT LAST A #GREEN SECOND IN THE #GROTTO THAT RAISED ME…
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AT LONG LAST!! TIS GOOD TO SEE A RAT OF THE HELLS CAST FROM FIRE TO THE SWAMPY ABYSS (miami)
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My tower is unguarded if anyone wants to take advantage of that
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do it
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Replying to @Octtopolis
IF YOU KICK EVERY GOBLIN OUT OF YOUR KINGDOM THEN WHO IS GOING TO BE #POLISHING YOUR GREASY #SCRYINGORB, WIZARD???!!
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