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CTO @ Narnium. "Average statisticians are the worst. Half of them confuse the mean with the median."

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Joined March 2011
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New post just landed at the #Narnium blog: Type-Safe Dynamic Mappings in Swift — narnium.com/posts/2025-09-16… #swift #swiftlang #apple #programming #statictyping
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BREAKING: Nvidia widens its lead on InfidelityBench
🤖 Made with AI
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Wife's coworker. Late 20's. Single mom. Is being courted by a guy who is: 25 Veteran Has a job as a security guard Is ok with her having a kid already Is good looking Is in shape Really likes her Buys her stuff and takes her places She broke it off. Wanna know why? He's 5'8 (she's 5'6). She just can't get over the fact that he's not tall. Like girl. You're a 28 year old single mom. I'm not sure you can afford to be this picky?
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Replying to @TheStalwart
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Replying to @TheStalwart
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The one on the left doesn't look like she would slash my tires after seeing a text from my sister on my phone.
It amazes that you can find men that prefer the left to the right. Absolutely remarkable
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Brutal honesty. From a bot . Wow.
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this is not a kpi people. its not a flex. 7000 PRs that you havent read adds no value, adds risk, and lacks intent like what are you trying to prove? that you dont care about your software?
coderabbit is goated. 👇this engineer hit about 7,000 PRs/month last month 👇
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Effortless cuteness vs. contrived sexiness The woman on the right feels more like an optimized product than a person. There is a sense of inauthenticity, even psychological distance, that is difficult to articulate. Like I could never feel fully comfortable around them.
It amazes that you can find men that prefer the left to the right. Absolutely remarkable
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criminalizamos al hombre porque el 98% de los crímenes los cometen hombres QUIZÁ????
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"You can find" and this is every living man
It amazes that you can find men that prefer the left to the right. Absolutely remarkable
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Best quote I heard recently If you suck without AI, AI helps you suck at scale
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looked up the definition of confirmation bias and it means exactly what I always thought it did
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I have one question… actually, a LOT of questions. 😭
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Girl math is believing that because most crimes are committed by men, that means most men are criminals.
criminalizamos al hombre porque el 98% de los crímenes los cometen hombres QUIZÁ????
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Jensen at Xmas.
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Everyone wants to believe that LLMs can reduce costs and decrease programmer load. Yet the longer we do it, the more we find we’re just circling the drain on “just write the code”.
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“Sorry babe our life savings are gone. The CEO fucked a spy”
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