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Metro DC • Diaspora Trojan • Yogi • Non-Denominational British Ethnoreligionist • “…exuded an air of knowingness” - Rolling Stone

Joined November 2022
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You may be forgiven for thinking the Tocharians were an uncreative people. What scant literature survives is almost entirely sectarian, and almost entirely in translation. Buddhist sutras, hymns, dramas, all from India. But one. One unique creation, one original work: a love poem
Reactionaries for some reason think “romantic love” is some special magical thing and not as mundane, boring, and common as like “eating food”
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CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS: Aoidimoi, a new literary magazine for poems written in Latin, Ancient Greek, Sanskrit, Old Norse and other classical languages. First theme: Autumn.
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Sappho 16, translated by Carson
BREAKING NEWS The 2026 #NobelPrize in Literature is awarded to the Canadian author Anne Carson, “for her bold and inventive oeuvre that, in playful dialogue with the classical tradition, has created new forms for contemporary literature.”
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Olah will be remembered as a hero in a hundred years. The Pope will be remembered as a generic villain, a weak and straightforward product of his times.
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white christian extremists are as bad as islamists and only want to forcefully convert hindus because they hate themselves for the blood memory of their ancestors being the forgotten first victims of colonization at the hands of the catholic church. if you had any real respect for your ancestors you’d also respect the hindus for syncretizing their branch of PIE culture all the way into modernity instead of being forced into a sophie’s choice of severing their hearts instead of their heads by charlemagne in the saxon wars.
Btw, when we win, we are tearing this down.
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Thank you to everyone who responded. I’ve listened to the feedback and decided to take an executive decision. Autumn 2026 is now going to be a FLAT FOID FALL (although feral foids and gaps will still very much appear)
What should be this autumn’s theme on here?
29%Age Gap Autumn
23%Feral Foid Fall
23%Flat Foid Fall
25%All of the above
821 votes • Final results
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OFFICE HOURS DC (9/11 edition) (but respectfully) This Saturday, 9/12, Teaism Penn Quarter lower level hope to see you there!
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yeah but akshully he was a Dravidian Tibeto-Burman O Haplo Taoist Chudmaxxing Somalian Refugee
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In order to be productive in the modern economy, one needs more skills and education than a medieval knight required to learn his trade. So we should expect young people to need as much leisure and freedom from labor as an aristocrat.
Replying to @oecolamp
One of the main issues with college is the lack of coordination with industry leaders on what skills are needed. If the training is done by companies who need workers there is an incentive to train cheap and fast.
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DC Office Hours! This Saturday, 8/22, 2 pm-4ish Teaism Penn Quarter, lower level
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bend someone over and unzip the butt flap, pull out your cock(or whatever) and then go to town on whatever hole/holes you desire
what the fuck is the like vagina pants fastener???? are button flys afab coded now???? do we all have schizophrenia???
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if anyone has an opening, please consider interviewing alaska. she’s very smart about a wide range of interests and i personally vouch for her.
i know the job market is bad but i find it genuinely surprising that i don't get an interview or email back from any of the jobs i'm applying to. i have 3 years of startup experience doing AI product design, i'm the coauthor of an AI research paper, i have an ivy league degree in the humanities, my portfolio has real work and solo built products with hundreds of real users. my resume is polished and tailored for each position, i interview very well. i have contributed new and original thought to my field. i thought i have done everything the right way. i am not sure what to do. my back is nearing the wall. i don't know what to do.
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Not good for free speech. In particular, based on the video, the slurs said *at the videographer* were provoked by "why don't you have the balls to say it right now again". (This was what she was found guilty of, not anything said to the child)
Shiloh verdict. Disorderly conduct Count 1 towards the child: not guilty Count 2 towards the videographer: guilty
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I'd lay down my own life to gratify the merest whim of a truly superior man. I'd be his most devoted slave. Alas, I have inherited the instincts of an aristocrat in an age unusually deficient in men worthy of aristocratic devotion.
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hi! going to try and start something new, a little @portaltext reading group. twice a month-ish i'll host something new on the portaltext website for everyone to go read, fully annotated without needing to download the extension :)) i chose to start with a Calvino essay on literature in the era of machines, from 1967. this essay is incredibly prescient for 2026 with all of the unavoidable LLM writing all over the internet (and in print!!). feel free to leave thoughts below and if its popular enough i can start a little gc or discord. cheers and happy portaling!!
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hi once again i have a new little toy to share. a sequel to last year's ARcH haunted poetry project. write poetry alone, or let the ghost of a long-dead knight's squire collaborate with you. ARcH Squire, like Cursor but for poems
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Happy 250th birthday to the West Anglo-Saxons. Blood is, and always will be, thicker than water.
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Get ready for 250 more
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