Frogs/freak
The Howling Manor
Joined October 2025
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Foundational dystopian Sci-Fi novel from sometime after the 60s that dares to ask “What if your television was a Protestant”
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That thing black women do where they glue little bits of hair to their forehead looks so stupid
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Yesterday I was gettin’ my salad tossed in in an Arby’s parking lot by the emfoidee on shift when suddenly she stops and exclaims, “I never knew some dudes have bussy flaps.. I like it!” and then she kept going, moaning even harder.. I didn’t have the heart to tell her it hurt a lot when she nipped my hemorrhoids with her teeth. So now I’ll be sitting on a donut pillow for the next week.
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Yelling “I can’t believe gay guys are into this shit huh!” to the doctor giving me my prostate exam trying to distract from the furious torrent of cum shooting out of my body
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There's a saying "like putting lipstick on a pig" but I feel like I'd be way more likely to kiss a pig with lipstick, this pig is putting in some effort. What is this pig wearing? A nice sundress maybe? I might fuck this pig guys.
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Getting a handjob from a broad who welds in her free time and her calloused hands keep making my body jolt in a manner like I'm taking tick damage in an MMO game
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“WHAT DAT IS JEQUAIRIUS”
“Plane injin :DDD”
“YOU GON CHANGE THE DAM WORLD JEQUAIRIUS, YOU A JENUS”
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In 9th grade, we had to make an anti-bullying video. I got paired with 2 Mexicans and an autistic Black kid. The Mexicans rob him, he runs to me yelling “OFFICUHH, DEM MEXICANS STOLE MY BAG!” and I get into a shootout with them. I do a badass roll-and-shoot, kill the last guy, then die when he falls on me with his knife. The video ends with the Black kid looting my body and stealing my wallet.
