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Joined July 2026
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I met a black guy at work. He robbed me at gunpoint. The next customer was a white guy that said "Nigga this a meet cute" and asked for my number.
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Like having a car on a fresh pair of tires that you aren't allowed to drive. You know they're never going to grip the same again after that first joy ride
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Hola Pietro
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scooter LOVE italian nite
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"They in love like the 14th of February (Huh) Play 'em like April 1st right before I slide off (Off) It could be March 2nd, sound like July 4th (Blatt) Halloween or Memorial Day At your memorial be one year from today (Today)"
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Putting my own homemade porn on 0.25X speed so I last 80 seconds instead of the usual 20.
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Lapping up the yeast from her vagina like a retarded boy licking the creme from a Cadbury Egg
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I do a good Jordan Peterson impression I just keep crying whenever I do it
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I remember when Google used to be cool
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What's the stage in life where you're peeing into whatever cup is within reach instead of going to the kitchen sink? Don't say "rock bottom" serious replies only please.
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Dad jokes for fatherless individuals: Your pussy hurts? Yeah it's killing me too.
when i get my period my actual pussy starts hurting too #FYI
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The silence hangs heavy as a noose, broken only by the dry rustle of McDonald’s wrappers tumblin across like restless tumbleweeds. A grim omen, make haste, before shit goes down
Replying to @wiggakingIV
The neighborhood I grew up in was niggerfied and there's no longer kids playing in their yards. Same eerie silence
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The goblins at Gringotts told me they will never let you have this
🤖 Made with AI
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I met a white guy in blackface at a Halloween party. He said "nigga this a robbery" and pulled out a nerf gun. "Haha just joshin ya pal have a drink." Nice guy.
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They tore down the Nabisco factory and filled the lot with a strip mall. Now, the only thing still rising in that neighborhood is my spirit of vengeance powered by a hunger for fig newtons
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By the day it gets harder to differentiate the terminally online socialist from the terminally online nationalist
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i dont kno y i saved this txt from uncal dan
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SCOOTERS RESIPES 1 glas of milk (ur choice) sum mapel surup put the mapel surup in the milk stir with BIG SPOON and njoy ur welcum
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if ur not celebratin ur not my fren
Happy birthday to the worm who does it all! We love you, Slimey. #HappyBirthdaySlimey
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my dream job what is urs/
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