HowlingStrider retweeted
I met a black guy at work. He robbed me at gunpoint. The next customer was a white guy that said "Nigga this a meet cute" and asked for my number.
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Replying to @HowlingDuckman
Didn't expect to find out I wasn't White like this
Cut off foreign aid and watch Africa implode. Even 2,000 BC Europe wrecks modern day Africa
“A people that cannot produce its own food is a people enslaved.”
Replying to @MacGyversPistol
Relentless too. Hands off, I need that
Replying to @extralefty @JRoganius
It's been a few hours and yet nobody has come to your defense. Sad...
As a wee lad, I witnessed my buddy pull out his penis and begin tugging at it furiously. Bewildered by his behavior, until he explained to us that if he doesn't tug, a demon will come and steal his penis. Now, we knew we must join in, to keep our penises safe from that succubus
HowlingStrider retweeted
"They in love like the 14th of February (Huh)
Play 'em like April 1st right before I slide off (Off)
It could be March 2nd, sound like July 4th (Blatt)
Halloween or Memorial Day
At your memorial be one year from today (Today)"
HowlingStrider retweeted
Putting my own homemade porn on 0.25X speed so I last 80 seconds instead of the usual 20.
HowlingStrider retweeted
Lapping up the yeast from her vagina like a retarded boy licking the creme from a Cadbury Egg
With this giant head start, what happens next?
Replying to @sanriosanxluvr
When Europeans thought the earth was flat, your ancestors mapped the stars and aligned their infrastructure to them. Your ancestors created their own writing, astrology, math etc.
When zero was unknown for europeans, your ancestors created the most accurate calendar.
Be proud!



















