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You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about @HillerHooligans
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First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
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Baseball has things called "ghost runners" but they don't appear in October, even though it's the spookiest of all months
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Taco Bell not doing “Steal a Base, Steal a Taco” for the World Series is a recession indicator.
Satellites are in the same “absolutely under no circumstances do not touch” category as our boats
As just announced in the @UN First Committee, Russia’s COSMOS 2612 military satellite has been exhibiting threatening behavior by intentionally maneuvering dangerously close to a commercial satellite, behaviors consistent with on-orbit weapons operations. This violates long-established safety thresholds in low Earth orbit. The United States will continue to secure and defend American vital national security interests in, from, and to space.
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“So you spent $6 billion dollars on a baseball team?”
“Yes, Dave.”
“And you lost to the Brewers in the playoffs?”
“That’s correct, Dave.”
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One of my favorite yearly traditions is the pure disdain on Derek Jeter’s face when Big Papi is yelling “JANKEES LOSE!” while laughing up a storm. You can see Jeter questioning why he ever agreed to be on that set every time it happens. Priceless.
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This would be like finding out a rapper played basketball in High School.
#EllaLangley is getting MASSIVE backlash from old photos of her hunting from before she was famous. 😳👀
Thoughts on this?
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Country Roads after the USA’s first knockout round win since 2002
BEAUTIFUL 🇺🇸
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take this photo and frame it all over Morgantown
someone please find the photographer for credit
first ever run in Omaha is a steal for home
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.
Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.
I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."
"They just come with the table, man."
They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.
This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.
I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.
"Did we…?"
"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."
Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.
My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."
Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.
I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.
Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.
I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.
Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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