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@BIOCPodcast Podcast Host. Central FL born. #MakeItMagic #BroncosCountry #GoGators🐊 #OrlandoUnited💜

Four Corners, FL
Joined May 2011
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Well... It's already been said before.... #LeBronJames
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You hollering for HR after Shaq's 5th failed attempt to fly you out to Aruba:
NO ONE can replace Ernie, but … i’d love to host this show or the new version of it 🤭👀
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There are Magic fans really comparing a rebuild of the Memphis Grizzlies… who had one of the EASIEST schedules to date… of the span of four to five games… The lack of self awareness of some Magic fans dawg. No wonder we get laughed at as a fanbase of bball knowledge on here.
Our team isnt perfect and the front office sucks but my god man can you all at least watch these games without just crying on the timeline comparing it to the magic.
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This is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Fox News thought they were interviewing a Trump supporter, and this man went on national television to explain that he showed up just to witness the MAGA cult in its natural habitat. I'm crying laughing.
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Jalen Johnson has been the biggest disappointment in the NBA so far and he definitely isn’t a franchise player
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Easily the funniest part about the NBA season is every single night there’s a not insignificant subset of fans whose team lost acting like the sky is falling. For six straight months. It’s incredible.
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Jalen Johnson is one of those players that everyone treats like a superstar but once he’s bad, no one talks about it
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Damn… Eminem… props dude… lmao 🤣
Christina Aguilera said her best skill in bed is BLOWJOBS - and called herself a “PROMOTER OF THE SWALLOW.” 💀 Alex Cooper asked what she’s best at in the bedroom. “It’s got to be blowjobs.” Then she went further. “I’m a promoter of the swallow, OK. I didn’t put in that hard work for nothing.” And then came the places. The studio soundboard. Planes. Under blankets. Alex thought she meant a PRIVATE plane. “No, I’m not actually.” She was talking about international flights. Lights out. Blankets. Waiting for everyone to fall asleep. Alex’s reaction? “Oh my God, that’s iconic.” 😭
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Toronto is uh… really good at creating turnovers… we did a horrendous job against their pressure. What I didn’t expect is average 3 point shooting from them… which they have been poor to start the season. Shoutout WCJ… him and TDS is having quite the start to the season.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
JALEN SLAWSON CHASEDOWN BLOCK ON LEBRON JAMES Has words for LeBron after. 👀
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Talk your shit Franz!
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I will never ever EVER leave this app lmaoooo
Justin Tucker vs Harrison Butker kicking competition
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hey man, that song they were playing in the background was outta pocket as hell 😭
🍣📺 Doug tries sushi for the first time (October 27, 1991)
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Ever since I followed this game as a kid, I always saw this legend’s face and commentary. It’s not going to be the same but man, I wish him the absolute best. One hell of a media analyst and even better human being. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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Real ones know this fella could ball! One of my favorite watches as a kid. 🏀
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You guys let politicians waste your time talking about an issue that isn't an issue. And we got people voting based on just this. Very stupid people you are.
NEW: The NCAA tells us ZERO trans student-athletes are now competing in women's sports. Why does 15% of America think there are tens of THOUSANDS? "Politics are winning on the back of fiction."
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The refs are finally calling flops and they got Ja Morant for literally doing nothing 😂😂
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“Tom who would you like to be naked with in a sauna?”
Florence Pugh says Yelena only ended up in Brand New Day because Tom Holland chose her over Marvel’s biggest superheroes “Oh, you know, this all happened because of Tom. "So, years ago, when I had just kind of started my relationship with Marvel, and Black Widow had come out, and my Yelena wasn’t as obviously big as all of the other big superheroes.” “He, on the red carpet of his previous movie, when someone said, ‘Who do you want to do the next movie with? Do you want it to be with Thor?’ And I don’t remember the superheroes, but they were, like, all massive superheroes. "And he said, ‘No, actually, I want to, I want to do it with Florence Pugh, who plays Yelena.’” “So because of that, fans were then, like, so excited about the idea of it, and that started the ball rolling. So thanks to Tom. Thank you, Tom.” Jimmy Fallon: “Yeah. Come on. Thanks, Tom Holland. I love that dude.”
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When the game is a bit too fast, he had great moments during the game too.
Mikel Brown Jr. missed a wide open layup which would have extended the Nets lead late against the Celtics Michael Porter Jr. immediately went up to him and put his arm around him
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😭😭😭
Yeah man Ausar’s shooting leap ain’t happening this year
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And Tatum with the GW jumper, Nets gotta be sick dawg 😭😭😭
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