I once donated some sperm. The man shaking the charity bucket was not impressed though.
The North
Joined November 2010
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Artwork of Neil Hannon of the @divinecomedyhq completed today by my good friend and amazing artist @JCautomatic which he has generously gifted to my wife and me as we and he are big fans of his genius music and songwriting. #Divalady #NorthEastEngland #artwork #NationalExpress
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Me looking for someone I can nick a cigarette off after one sip of my second pint nitter.gq/k8sface/status/1571255…
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I’ve come up with an interim solution to the queuing issue to see the Queen’s coffin in Westminster, let me know what you think, it’s not perfect but I don’t see anyone else coming up with anything
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From my paramedic daughter: None of the vaccine skeptics seem to be treatment-skeptics. Every single one of my unvaccinated Covid patients blindly accept being pumped full of various drugs when their own life is tangibly on the line.
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My toddler just slapped me with one glove. She may not know what it means but I’m a woman of honour. We duel at dawn.
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Why have they remade Worzel Gummidge? If anything they should have unmade the old one.
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I think it's time again to enjoy the self portrait project I organised (when I was Origami Owl). Including amongst lots: @MooseAllain, @tokyosexwhale, @taylertoons, @TechnicallyRon, @corrie_corfield, @ben_cameron, @GlennyRodge, @JCautomatic, @zanPHEE, @lottabohome Yes!
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I’m auctioning this original artwork (by me) of Joy Division’s Ian Curtis for holding a Banksy balloon which I’ve imaginatively titled it “Love will tear us apart.” for Bone Cancer research trust. The bidding starts at £18.50 if you’d like it, place your bid in the comments.
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The best Twip of the week will win the full range of @LinesCoffee linescoffee.co.Uk which is the finest Colombian you’ll ever have delivered from their dealers straight to your door
(It’s all perfectly legal, honest)*
*maybe it isn’t, I dunno
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If you scroll down to the bottom of your Whatsapp main screen it’s an absolute friendship graveyard.
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Covid rules have closed school changing rooms, so if you do any sport you can wear your kit all day. But there are clubs every lunchtime. Kids have worked out that by simply carrying a table tennis bat they can wear trainers & tracksuit bottoms every day. Uniform is finished. 🎉
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The Metallica Blacklist is out today, with all profits from Dave's cover of "Nothing Else Matters" going to Metallica’s All Within My Hands Foundation and World Central Kitchen. Click here to listen: smarturl.it/MetallicaBlackli… #MetallicaBlacklist
