Baby Jesus

Just this morning actually, grandchildren now. FML

Not been on here a while but I’ve just released my new single “The Kid” open.spotify.com/track/6kRv8…

Crywank castle

Thank you.

@My_Metro Hi, what time does lost property close at South Gosforth please?

Try 39 different characters a day mate. I’m like Wurzel Gummidge that’s run out of heads!

*edit (not better than a psychologist)

I will mate. 35 years stood behind a Barber’s chair. (Albeit mine) will serve me well. I can read people better than a psychologist. I can tell the perfidious through the corner of my eye. Even by their walk!

Most people are actually “method actors” depending on the situation.

That’s the crux of my script. Your expectations of people (especially as a barber) NEVER live up to the people they really are. Most people give you a synopsis in a 20 minute haircut, but not is all as it seems……

Aye.

*write (great start.) It was was when Rob was talking about the “big dogs” that did it.

Hi @SharonHorgan and @robdelaney I heard Rob on the radio this morning, and it’s really inspired me to get my arse in gear and the script I’ve always wanted to. As a barber I have a zillion characters and the darkest of humour. So thank you.

They were on price match to be fair and the amount of biscuits per gram was better value with the Malted Milks.

Just made myself a “Southgate” for supper.

youtu.be/MXWl1Y4brx0?si=i7J1… A long lost friend’s son. This is unreal!!!!

Probably the best band in the world right now. New single. Think they’ve already won. open.spotify.com/album/4gdlA…

New single!! Usb stick.

Perhaps it was undertaking.