Jacob Liam Wagner

I guess Parker was a fussy baby. Well, he’s /still/ a fussy baby.

*Jake slides his wedding present, a sketch, under the door for @BornInCaldecott and @ChargedDeck and sneaks off.*

I mean the name “Speedball” doesn’t really scream cool.

It’s too bad @__Wildcard__ isn’t still here. The past is weird.

His is how I’m gonna die. A strange man is going to murder me in his closet. Parker will make an ironic eulogy at my funeral.

This might take longer than I thought. I wonder if time is passing back home? Parker is gonna freak.

Sororicide is a thing

I am in so much trouble.

Maybe this “Mr Jake Waffles” and his “dog stuff” is why Mom never mentioned him...

Everything is fine. Totally fine.

Oh god, that’s probably him! And I have no idea who the heck he is.

How did Marty McFly do it? I’m probably going to unravel reality.

Just gotta avoid Mom... *Lost in his thoughts, he wasn’t looking where he was going and stumbled into @BouncingFury waiting at the entrance.* Oops, sorry!

This has to be the dumbest idea... *Jake sighed as he walked up to the school gates. He was stuck in the past thanks to Nina and his best bet on getting home was through theX-Men. Unfortunately that might cause reality to unravel or something. He wasn’t sure how time worked.*

How the heck do I get home? Oh god, what if I don’t and the next time I see everyone is when I’m all old and junk?

I’m going to kill Nina as soon as I figure out how to get back home.

Most awkward meeting your boyfriend’s dad for the first time. Ever.

That’s....Mr. Storm. In a bathrobe. And boxers. Just boxers. Oh my god.

Nina wait! That wasn’t my....brush.... *Jake froze. He was suddenly standing in @HumanTorchF4’s living room.*

It’s peppermint mocha latte season. Yes!