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Johnny Storm

@HumanTorchF4

FLAME ON!

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Joined May 2011
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Image from Elizabeth Braddock (@LadyBriton)
Image from Elizabeth Braddock (@LadyBriton)
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Why’s twitter giving me a laundry list of all the porn Hulk’s been faving?
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Villains, criminals and the daily douchebag... Blow out the bridge, set the building on fire, open the gateway to hell for all I care, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD, IF ANY OF YOU WAKE UP THIS BABY-!!
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... @LadyArachnid will find you, and she WILL make you babysit.
That’s....Mr. Storm. In a bathrobe. And boxers. Just boxers. Oh my god.
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Julian Keller@HellionTK21 Dec 2017
Anyone want to update me with the latest bullshit?
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I wonder if Babies R’ Us sells nonflammable baby slings?
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This small thing that exited my body has been crying all night. How do I stop it? @HumanTorchF4 it's your turn!
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It's always when you're not trying that they dole out the Avengers invites, huh?
So Luke and I are back to taking names and busting heads, and not always in that order. Be afraid, evil-doers. (And/or petty criminals).
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[Webslings across Manhattan until he gets to Avengers Tower] @AvengingIronMan Oh hey, Tony. [Passes out from exhaustion, butt in the air]
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Replying to @HardyNoir
@HardyNoir @LadyArachnid @HumanTorchF4 Look! [points at his front door] It's Oprah! Free cars for everyone! [Leaps put of the window]
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Replying to @HumanTorchF4
@HumanTorchF4 TAKE YOUR BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND HOME, STORM.
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I got a little too giddy there. Heh.
I love that SpiderWoman.
I'm coming, my love!
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I think I hear Johnny screaming for me across town.
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JESS!!!!
Shit. Please don't tell me this was threesome. It couldn't have been. No. Nope. Nuh-uh. Niet!
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